01-27-2022, 02:14:53 AM
Name: Overlynd C. Eyre
Appearance: Ze's about 5'7'', of average weight, has dark grey hair, and constantly is in a blue postal worker uniform. Ze is always wearing sunglasses and a wide-brimmed hat, even when it's dark, but seems to see fine anyway. Ze never sleeps, as far as anyone looking at hir for a long period can tell, but never seems to show signs of tiredness.
Pronouns: Ze/Hir
Backstory and Personality: Overlynd appears to be the perfect mail carrier. Ze claims to have worked for the postal service for as long as it has existed, and though this is probably false because retirement starts at 65, there's no real way to rule it out. Ze is always ready to deliver the mail, and knows all kinds of regulations about packages, but heaven forbid you provide hir with insufficient postage. Ze is also a major advocate of post offices becoming banks again, and will regularly insist nothing can stop hir from completing hir appointed rounds. Perhaps that's true.
Distinguishing Abilities: Ze has a mail bag which always seems to contain what is needed for whatever ze happens to be doing, as long as it is something legal to send in the mail. Ze is also an expert courier and can run fast, and is substantially stronger than average. Ze also has a can of pepper spray which never seems to run out. Also can tell anyone where a package is located in the postal system.
Other: Is rivals with Louis DeJoy, Speaks in Pale Blue Courier New (Because courier pun)
Appearance: Ze's about 5'7'', of average weight, has dark grey hair, and constantly is in a blue postal worker uniform. Ze is always wearing sunglasses and a wide-brimmed hat, even when it's dark, but seems to see fine anyway. Ze never sleeps, as far as anyone looking at hir for a long period can tell, but never seems to show signs of tiredness.
Pronouns: Ze/Hir
Backstory and Personality: Overlynd appears to be the perfect mail carrier. Ze claims to have worked for the postal service for as long as it has existed, and though this is probably false because retirement starts at 65, there's no real way to rule it out. Ze is always ready to deliver the mail, and knows all kinds of regulations about packages, but heaven forbid you provide hir with insufficient postage. Ze is also a major advocate of post offices becoming banks again, and will regularly insist nothing can stop hir from completing hir appointed rounds. Perhaps that's true.
Distinguishing Abilities: Ze has a mail bag which always seems to contain what is needed for whatever ze happens to be doing, as long as it is something legal to send in the mail. Ze is also an expert courier and can run fast, and is substantially stronger than average. Ze also has a can of pepper spray which never seems to run out. Also can tell anyone where a package is located in the postal system.
Other: Is rivals with Louis DeJoy, Speaks in Pale Blue Courier New (Because courier pun)
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