Hunger Games Simulator - Trouble Cube Edition

[Whistle]

AND SO CONTINUE THE GAMES.

Well, well, well, wellwellwellwellwell! Welcome back to Hunger Games Simulator on Slaughter Day/Night Live with your host, Whistle! Yesterday was an extremely boring session, so let's hope that this one at least ups the ante somewhat. So, without further ado, let's begin... and get RIGHT TO THE GAMES.

But first, our musical guest Max and the Gizmos will be supplying their own battle music for the thing! Beware, it might get bloody!

"Stuck In The Middle With You" - Stealers Wheel

NIGHT FIVE
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quinque

WE ARE THE CORRUPTED CUTIES. THOU SHALT PRAISE US OR BE EXPUNGED.


Spamton's Expansion Pack. ExSpamton Pack.
(i literally brought in ellie spectacular herself to make this joke what more can you expect of me)


That's always how it feels sometimes, doesn't it? You can't finish anything you do and then you just... die.


Hey wait a minute! You don't talk, Bruno, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...


Annoying Dog takes the schmuck bait and decides to give it a try, to predictable, if disappointing, results.


I'm gonna be sick too after all's said and done. [gags]


Do you want to crash? Uh... no? Well, maybe you should steer.


When King Marc of Italy was attacked, the Italian organization in Glasgow threw a bottle of hot water at him and hit him in the face.


Dubiously translated event aside, that honestly sounds pretty painful. I'm sure Gene experienced it somehow.


But it turns out the chair was just cake all along too! SOYLENT BROWN IS CAKE MIX!!

Finally! Death! Destruction! All I wish upon the world nowadays! Can't people just get together and keep killing sometime?

Anywho, the sun's coming up, and hopefully the deaths come up as well.

DAY SIX
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seis

That's kinda suspect though. I see skis, not sleds. Unless Gayle's having a change of heart, in which case I might as well reconsider everythi


Whistle takes a sip (of expired apple juice, of course) every time people get shoved into time capsules.


By sheer accident (or pure malice), the Corrupted Cuties have lain a quick kill upon four people. Who knows where they'll go next?


Thanks for finishing my joke, Billy! I owe it to ya!


[badass jazzy trombone riff]


An underwater adventure? Woooooow!


Professor Layton may have to get in on this. Or else.


Even the drum solo? That's gonna be hard to get all in one go.


Dr. Fossil plays "Kick the H-Bomb", and pays for his idiocy.

Well, now that that's all done we may as well look back and measure the cannon shots. I hear a few of them!

THE FALLEN
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6 deaths
Annoying Dog, Astor, BoBoiBoy Thunderstorm, BoBoiBoi Cyclone, Tzeentch, Dr. Fossil
3 nominators eliminated
AlbertThompsonJr, BlackFaithStar, DaveTheAssassin
14 remain.

This has been at least a little bit exciting now! Let's hope the pace speeds up. Until next time, I'm Whistle with SlaughterDay/Night Live, signing out!

UNTIL NEXT TIME...