01-26-2022, 11:33:27 AM
Ah shit, act normal for a moment. Yer gonna get inspected soon by mah boss. An' Ah'll be sendin' ya what y'all'll need ta do to cover up yer LITERAL FUCKIN' TREASON in a moment, so DON'T do anythin' stupid-like when readin' it, like say "Oh wow we fucked up hard an' did a treason so hard wow an' we're bein' allowed ta get away with it". Ah don't know why Ah'm compelled ta keep protectin' y'all like this at this point, it's really a one-way relationship, with y'all stabbin' me metaphorically over an' over while Ah'm super merciful, forgivin', and all this. Yer really bein' not great ta me right now, an' Ah ASSUME ya don't want ta be vicious an' mean. A'course, maybe yer jus' nasty. Fuckin' traitors, bein' mean an' low an' nasty.
And indeed, Captain Lanthanide does soon send over her plan to get you out of the mess your traitorous friends concocted.
Interspersed with little rants by her about how you're either stupid or treasonous and probably both to think telling people where they should never go under any circumstance ever but it won't kill them but it's treason would be helpful to national security, you're able to find a few main points that you'll need to address.
1. Figure out a way to get into the archive where the lists of blocked websites and reasons for why they're blocked are stored without arousing undue attention.
2. Solve the mystery of the inconsistent and archaic filing system to find those lists. Somehow. And FAST.
3. Destroy those documents in a way that looks like an accident.
4. Think of some way to hide the whole mess you're in or are creating when being inspected by Colonel Valdragon, to make sure no one gets shot.
Challenge Phase is go.
And indeed, Captain Lanthanide does soon send over her plan to get you out of the mess your traitorous friends concocted.
Interspersed with little rants by her about how you're either stupid or treasonous and probably both to think telling people where they should never go under any circumstance ever but it won't kill them but it's treason would be helpful to national security, you're able to find a few main points that you'll need to address.
1. Figure out a way to get into the archive where the lists of blocked websites and reasons for why they're blocked are stored without arousing undue attention.
2. Solve the mystery of the inconsistent and archaic filing system to find those lists. Somehow. And FAST.
3. Destroy those documents in a way that looks like an accident.
4. Think of some way to hide the whole mess you're in or are creating when being inspected by Colonel Valdragon, to make sure no one gets shot.
Challenge Phase is go.
I am the They who says it!