[Game] Party to Treason

[Florien]

Well shit, bad time to start a new job... Steve thinks as Bandu starts lamenting about their fursuit. This was more confusing than that one incident involving an ostrich and some sewers. You know... that incident.

It was then that the monochromatic soldier uttered the forbidden words...

Uhhhh, what happened?

WELL! Ah'll tell ya new guy. Oh, Ah'll tell ya.

Lanthanide says it in the tone of voice indicating an incoming rant.

SO! First, Ah find out y'all have some traitors hangin' out. Three who know each other, an' one who's the leader but ain't currently knowin' who the others are. So Ah, against mah better judgement, decide to be surgical. Ah figure ah have time ta get all yer audits through an' take out the most treasonous lookin' of y'all, an' then leave the rest of ya to it, instead'a jus' shootin' the lot an' replacin' ya. So Ah call y'all up, an' decide ta keep ya at work an' check out what yer doin' mahself. Immediately, y'all fuck it up an' pass an edict that helps the traitors. So ah make ya fix it. THEN, ya do fine an' pass a good edict, but it turns out Jameson's been sellin' secrets, so Ah have him killed and replaced with Bandu. So then, y'all fuck it up AGAIN, an' pass ANOTHER rebel edict, an' then fuckin' Mickey and Chickujoin do some crimes, an' Ah have them both killed, An' then you an' the billionaire killer mark february come in, an' that catches ya up to where we are.

Oh also CATS jus' accused George of bein' a traitor after investigatin' him, an' George is accusin' CATS of lyin' about it an' workin' with Asuka. An' Mickey (an' thus Mark), was declared cleared by Pinky an' the Brain when they got to investigate.