Alright, before y'all start murderin' each other in the war room over that, (though keep it up if y'all want to.) Ah'm gonna assign some patriot points, an' show y'all yer new board members, an' execute two of y'all who've been causin' problems for me.
So, the winners of the patriot points today are Pinky an' the Brain. Yes, Pinky an' the Brain. Ya know, one's a genius, the other's insane? They're the lab mice who's genes have been spliced? That Pinky an' the brain? So uhh... yeah you have those now.
Next thing, meet yer new archivist, Mr. February, an' yer new Coroner, Mr. Steve. They're gonna be yer new friends. As for Mickey an' now Chickujoin, both are dead now. Ah'm sendin' the execution footage fer yer education.
Anyway, now that that's all out the way, Ah think Y'all'll get along well enough with yer new friends. We're in the next nomination phase now, an' Mr. George Costanza is the new Presidin' member. So make yer nomination whenever, George.
So, the winners of the patriot points today are Pinky an' the Brain. Yes, Pinky an' the Brain. Ya know, one's a genius, the other's insane? They're the lab mice who's genes have been spliced? That Pinky an' the brain? So uhh... yeah you have those now.
Next thing, meet yer new archivist, Mr. February, an' yer new Coroner, Mr. Steve. They're gonna be yer new friends. As for Mickey an' now Chickujoin, both are dead now. Ah'm sendin' the execution footage fer yer education.
The Disney Version.
The footage starts. Lanthanide speaks.
Fer the crime of theft of sensitive materials from the Archive an' attempts to take over an Alliance Company, Mickey Mouse is sentenced to death!
Mickey is walked up to a scaffold by two armed guards, where a giant mousetrap sits. Two soldiers crank the mechanism back, and another begins to melt a yellowish cheese with holes into a boiling hot fondue in a large bowl on the bait pad. Then, Mickey is held over the bubbling cheese and his face is forced into the searing dairy. Thankfully the screams are muffled, but the kicking and flailing isn't. He's held there for several tense seconds, struggling to get free from the burning hot cheese, as the soldiers let the mechanism go, and the guards let Mickey go, and the bar smashes into his head, crushing it and the cheese and the bowl. The yellow sludge gets everywhere, streaked with red. Mickey Mouse is dead now.
Fer the crime of theft of sensitive materials from the Archive an' attempts to take over an Alliance Company, Mickey Mouse is sentenced to death!
Mickey is walked up to a scaffold by two armed guards, where a giant mousetrap sits. Two soldiers crank the mechanism back, and another begins to melt a yellowish cheese with holes into a boiling hot fondue in a large bowl on the bait pad. Then, Mickey is held over the bubbling cheese and his face is forced into the searing dairy. Thankfully the screams are muffled, but the kicking and flailing isn't. He's held there for several tense seconds, struggling to get free from the burning hot cheese, as the soldiers let the mechanism go, and the guards let Mickey go, and the bar smashes into his head, crushing it and the cheese and the bowl. The yellow sludge gets everywhere, streaked with red. Mickey Mouse is dead now.
I have no reference points for this so I'm referencing Turkmenistan again instead
Fer stealin' office supplies an' fer bein' caught sellin' organs from corpses without appropriate payin' upwards, Magane Chickujoin is sentenced to death!
Magane is placed in a copper cage and given a fire hose. She is then slowly lowered by crane into a fiery pit, told that if she can extinguish the flames, she is allowed to live. So she tries spraying water on the fire, but it doesn't go out. The other fires just reignite the upwellings of gas from below the ground. The copper cage rapidly heats up, but somehow, she survives. She starts to do well. Somehow, she's managing to get through the fire of this smaller replica of the Gates Of Hell crater, and as she progresses, the fire starts to go out. The crane then drops her cage into the fire rather than let her win, and she quickly is burned to death.
Magane is placed in a copper cage and given a fire hose. She is then slowly lowered by crane into a fiery pit, told that if she can extinguish the flames, she is allowed to live. So she tries spraying water on the fire, but it doesn't go out. The other fires just reignite the upwellings of gas from below the ground. The copper cage rapidly heats up, but somehow, she survives. She starts to do well. Somehow, she's managing to get through the fire of this smaller replica of the Gates Of Hell crater, and as she progresses, the fire starts to go out. The crane then drops her cage into the fire rather than let her win, and she quickly is burned to death.
Anyway, now that that's all out the way, Ah think Y'all'll get along well enough with yer new friends. We're in the next nomination phase now, an' Mr. George Costanza is the new Presidin' member. So make yer nomination whenever, George.
I am the They who says it!