01-11-2022, 19:58:04 PM
Gwyneth wakes up feeling groggy.
"God, what the hell happened last night?"
Gwyneth takes a good look at her room. Crystals scattered all over, Bababoowie Powder all over her coffee table, used incense sticks, a couple empty bottles of essential oils, and a massive blunt of sage that had been halfway burnt away.
"Oh, god, what kind of ritual did I do?! And did I remember to write it down for a potential Goop blog post?"
There was a notepad on the nightstand with some poorly done cursive on it, detailing how to do a very complicated, intense crystal magic spell for rebalancing chakras. Gwyneth picks it up and reads it.
"Hooray, new material!"
Gwyneth gets up from her bed and leaves the room.
>What's going on?
"God, what the hell happened last night?"
Gwyneth takes a good look at her room. Crystals scattered all over, Bababoowie Powder all over her coffee table, used incense sticks, a couple empty bottles of essential oils, and a massive blunt of sage that had been halfway burnt away.
"Oh, god, what kind of ritual did I do?! And did I remember to write it down for a potential Goop blog post?"
There was a notepad on the nightstand with some poorly done cursive on it, detailing how to do a very complicated, intense crystal magic spell for rebalancing chakras. Gwyneth picks it up and reads it.
"Hooray, new material!"
Gwyneth gets up from her bed and leaves the room.
>What's going on?