Like Tears in Rain

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

1. Who do you choose to protect, and why? Is there a reason they might be targeted, or is it just you care about them above anyone else?

I am forever indebted to my master miss Remillia Scarlet, so I must protect her and the Scarlet Devil Mansion at all costs...

2. How do you protect them?

I shall quickly dispatch them efficiently by scouting the area and use my knives and other spell cards in order to fend out any intruders/disruptions to the timeline...

3. ...Without them knowing that they're protected and that you've been kidnapped by us. You want a real mess? Let our existence and the existence of these timelines get out in YOUR time. You must keep that veil of silence.

It's quite simple, actually. I'll use my time manipulation powers to quickly scout the area and look for any possible intruders. Make sure that I stay out of sight out of anyone in the mansion familiar with me... Any mess I make, I'll just clean up afterward. And if my master ever questions my prolonged absence... I'll just say that I had some errands to run. After all... I have all the time in the world.