Like Tears in Rain

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Gwyneth was picking herself up off the floor after passing out in the kitchen when she heard about the challenge. She rushes to the living room and sets out cushion and crystals up before taking a seat.

1. Who do you choose to protect, and why? Is there a reason they might be targeted, or is it just you care about them above anyone else?

"Oh, gosh, that's tough to answer.... If I had to choose one, I'd go with..."

Gwyneth meditates on what she plans to say next.

"My entire family. I know, too cliche, almost everyone else here has brought up their families, but who gives a crap? I'm Gwyneth Paltrow! Anyway, I'd protect my family. I think they'd be targeted by all the haters and the trolls online who say that I'm nuts and all that. Like, I can't help that I'm crazy brilliant as a successful businesswoman, that is! They're probably jealous."

2. How do you protect them?

"We'd all go and hide away in Spain, in the city of Talavera de la Reina. I remember spending a year as a exchange student when I was a teen and I learned a lot! It'd do the kids some good to know about my earthly past. Plus, the food, the culture, the people... Aw man, it's amazing."

3. ...Without them knowing that they're protected and that you've been kidnapped by us. You want a real mess? Let our existence and the existence of these timelines get out in YOUR time. You must keep that veil of silence.

"Oh no, uh, well, um... I-I'd have to tell them that the Goopers want me back at HQ because Netflix is talking about giving me another season of The Goop Lab and that I had to go home early. god, That's the best answer I can provide... Namaste."

Gwyneth puts her hands in a prayer and bows her head down.