[Game] Party to Treason

[Florien]

Ah like y'all's ideas so far. 

Bandu, yer true Sendri Facts an' first Patriotic tip are good, Ah especially like the elaborate flag ritual, but Ah don't know about the fourth. That'll require declassifyin' what we're doin' right now, an' also doesn't seem like somethin' that could fit in a bumper.

Pinky an' Brain, y'all have good Sendri Facts too. War stories are good, an' bein' an amazing diplomat while doin' that? That's great. The encouragement to frequently bathe to hear the command, that's great too. Though uh... the last one might run into a couple problems. Because first, not everyone has lips to sew shut. (She waves her hand at her face, or lack thereof) An' also HOLY FUCK THAT'S FUCKED UP. An' not in a good way.

Eridan, yer facts are good. They really elevate Sendri's leadership skills as well as their individual combat skills. We already have a pledge of allegiance, but it's probably good ta remind people ta say it often. An' of course, a day of cleansin' is probably a good idea. Patriotic labor to serve the country. Voluntary, but also, ya know, totally mandatory.