12-27-2021, 15:24:09 PM
Pinky and Brain's Response:
...Two true facts about Sendri, hmm? And two patriotic tips?
Alright, then. Let me tell you about Sendri.
When they were working their way up the Alliance ranks, they singlehandedly brought a planet into the Alliance. Just by saying a single sentence. That sentence? "Grow with us."
And they were once shot down over a non-Alliance territory and lost some of their limbs. But they grew them back by sheer force of will.
Oh, Brain! Can I tell them the Patriotic Tips?
...Fine, Pinky. Your… enthusiasm… I think suits this well enough.
Oh! I think that's the nicest things you've ever said about me, Brain! Ahem. Let's see...
Always remember to brush behind your ears. And in your ears. "A patriotic person is clean in word and deed". And if you can't hear the announcements, you can't rush to do what the Alliance needs you to do to be a good little worker, ha ha!
And "loose lips sink ships", so always sew your mouths shut if you're on an Alliance Starship! Narf! Like this! [Pinky demonstrates]
...I think that's enough, Pinky. [Brain grabs the needle and thread away from Pinky's paws] And that's it, folks! Tune in again to hear all the Alliance propaganda from me, The Brain!
[Struggling to speak] An miiiii Pinkeeee!
...Two true facts about Sendri, hmm? And two patriotic tips?
Alright, then. Let me tell you about Sendri.
When they were working their way up the Alliance ranks, they singlehandedly brought a planet into the Alliance. Just by saying a single sentence. That sentence? "Grow with us."
And they were once shot down over a non-Alliance territory and lost some of their limbs. But they grew them back by sheer force of will.
Oh, Brain! Can I tell them the Patriotic Tips?
...Fine, Pinky. Your… enthusiasm… I think suits this well enough.
Oh! I think that's the nicest things you've ever said about me, Brain! Ahem. Let's see...
Always remember to brush behind your ears. And in your ears. "A patriotic person is clean in word and deed". And if you can't hear the announcements, you can't rush to do what the Alliance needs you to do to be a good little worker, ha ha!
And "loose lips sink ships", so always sew your mouths shut if you're on an Alliance Starship! Narf! Like this! [Pinky demonstrates]
...I think that's enough, Pinky. [Brain grabs the needle and thread away from Pinky's paws] And that's it, folks! Tune in again to hear all the Alliance propaganda from me, The Brain!
[Struggling to speak] An miiiii Pinkeeee!
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