12-19-2021, 00:58:17 AM
1. Think of a way to secure the cockpits of spacecraft while still allowing people to board.
"Just ask everyone if they're a terrorist as they're boarding, DUHHHHH!!! What're they gonna do? lie? Yeah right! If and when someone says yes, tie them to the side of the plane as an example to everyone else! That'll lower terrorisms for sure!"
2. Dismantle the new educational program at the school without repealing the edict.
"Got a problem with teachers trying to explain around your lies- oh, my bad! Alternative facts? Here's whatcha do. Take them out to a company outing to the woods, and just have them walk around the place forever! Always telling 'em that the location is juuuuuust nearby. But here's the twist, there IS no location! Once they're gone, replace them with more dependable teachers, and the problem's solved!"
3. Be Lanthanide's Instacart people on all of your ration cards and go hungry, or think of a way to get the food without wasting your one shopping trip you're permitted per week.
"You can have as many weekly shopping trips as you want if you just steal people's identities! That way you can go get food as many times as people you can dupe into giving their personal info! Sure, then THEY won't be able to go out for food, but if they didn't want that, they shouldn't have let their identity be stolen!"
"Just ask everyone if they're a terrorist as they're boarding, DUHHHHH!!! What're they gonna do? lie? Yeah right! If and when someone says yes, tie them to the side of the plane as an example to everyone else! That'll lower terrorisms for sure!"
2. Dismantle the new educational program at the school without repealing the edict.
"Got a problem with teachers trying to explain around your lies- oh, my bad! Alternative facts? Here's whatcha do. Take them out to a company outing to the woods, and just have them walk around the place forever! Always telling 'em that the location is juuuuuust nearby. But here's the twist, there IS no location! Once they're gone, replace them with more dependable teachers, and the problem's solved!"
3. Be Lanthanide's Instacart people on all of your ration cards and go hungry, or think of a way to get the food without wasting your one shopping trip you're permitted per week.
"You can have as many weekly shopping trips as you want if you just steal people's identities! That way you can go get food as many times as people you can dupe into giving their personal info! Sure, then THEY won't be able to go out for food, but if they didn't want that, they shouldn't have let their identity be stolen!"