[Game] Party to Treason

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

1. Think of a way to secure the cockpits of spacecraft while still allowing people to board.

How about this! Let's make the spaceship look as run down as possible without it actually BEING nonfunctional! That way, no terrorist would ever THINK of using the spaceship! They'll think it's so run down it can't fly!

2. Dismantle the new educational program at the school without repealing the edict.

Make a miniature rebellion! Everyone knows kids will find a way to rebel against authority... All we need to do is make said authority look bad! I suggest we mandate a special education plan that will involve abuse! With all of that, the kids will rebel against the authority, and we'll have a clean slate for the proper education!

3. Be Lanthanide's Instacart people on all of your ration cards and go hungry, or think of a way to get the food without wasting your one shopping trip you're permitted per week.

I'll go out to the public on my wheelchair (Remember, I'm a cripple!) and fabricate a heart-wrenching story for the public! With my crippled state and cute looks, they'll eat me up, and we'll get those food donations easy!