12-17-2021, 22:19:04 PM
Alright. Now, Ah've calmed down a bit since y'all fucked up on the edicts which AH wasn't involved in writin', don't think Ah don't hear y'all complainin' about me. Ah hope y'all feel ashamed of yerselves, because Ah'm gonna need y'all to not do that shit again. NOW! Here's what yer gonna do to fix the problem yer creatin'. Ah can't exactly have y'all reverse the edict outright, that'd look real bad. So we're not doin' that. But, Ah thought of a workaround. So, the problem is that people have access to spacecraft durin' the loadin' an' unloadin' of cargo craft, right? Navigation is usually handled by only a couple people, we have pretty good autopilot, an' the navigators have to be extreme loyalists, else they might try somethin' stupid. It'll be difficult to get more on short notice, so...
Ah'm gonna need y'all to figure out a way to allow people to still do the loadin' and unloadin' of craft, but not ta get access to the cockpit without way more difficulty than openin' the door an' sneakin' through crew quarters, disrupt the foreign education curriculum somehow, an' then Ah'm gonna need y'all ta do mah grocery shoppin' with y'all's ration cards. Ah need a dozen eggs, jam (any kind), two bars of chocolate, five cans of six alarm chili, two bags dried peas, two bags dried rice, three gallons of milk, an' some bread. Ya don't get to eat tonight, yer gettin me mine.
Well, that seems simple enough.
1. Think of a way to secure the cockpits of spacecraft while still allowing people to board.
2. Dismantle the new educational program at the school without repealing the edict.
3. Be Lanthanide's Instacart people on all of your ration cards and go hungry, or think of a way to get the food without wasting your one shopping trip you're permitted per week.
Ah'm gonna need y'all to figure out a way to allow people to still do the loadin' and unloadin' of craft, but not ta get access to the cockpit without way more difficulty than openin' the door an' sneakin' through crew quarters, disrupt the foreign education curriculum somehow, an' then Ah'm gonna need y'all ta do mah grocery shoppin' with y'all's ration cards. Ah need a dozen eggs, jam (any kind), two bars of chocolate, five cans of six alarm chili, two bags dried peas, two bags dried rice, three gallons of milk, an' some bread. Ya don't get to eat tonight, yer gettin me mine.
Well, that seems simple enough.
1. Think of a way to secure the cockpits of spacecraft while still allowing people to board.
2. Dismantle the new educational program at the school without repealing the edict.
3. Be Lanthanide's Instacart people on all of your ration cards and go hungry, or think of a way to get the food without wasting your one shopping trip you're permitted per week.
I am the They who says it!

