12-17-2021, 03:31:26 AM
The year is 1997. Pogs are a thing. The world Pogs Championship is being streamed on twitch, which is now capable of time travel because reasons.
An amazing move is made by one of the players, thus retroactively reinventing the definition of the word "Pog" after it was already invented in the future to refer to a completely different thing.
Meanwhile, in Central Asia, a Turkmenistani dissident is shot for saying that President Berdimuhamedov's horse collection is stupid and has too many horses, and that his bicycle combat skills are not only staged, but would be completely useless even if he could actually do bicycle combat.
An amazing move is made by one of the players, thus retroactively reinventing the definition of the word "Pog" after it was already invented in the future to refer to a completely different thing.
Meanwhile, in Central Asia, a Turkmenistani dissident is shot for saying that President Berdimuhamedov's horse collection is stupid and has too many horses, and that his bicycle combat skills are not only staged, but would be completely useless even if he could actually do bicycle combat.
I am the They who says it!