[Game] Party to Treason

[Kennifer]

A rather... strange-looking teenager speaks up. He's dressed in a surprisingly flamboyant manner, with a long striped scarf and matching trousers, billowing purple scarf, douchebag hipster glasses, a shirt with a purple Aquarius symbol, and multiple gold rings on his fingers. He's also got gray skin, lightning-shaped horns, a swath of purple in his black hair, and... are those gills?

wwell wwell im sure this is goin to be real interestin
as a student of alternian military history i feel i am pretty qualified to be makin judgments on this kinda thing

...yes, despite the fact this isn't Alternia and these edicts probably don't work nearly the same.

anywway yes i read all the files and im ready to do this thing
once wwe hear from evverybody i guess but id rather jump right in
nevver been one for wwaitin around much im more of a doer

so if thats somethin you wwant in a chairperson youre makin the right decision by choosin me
names eridan ampora by the wway but if you read evverythin you should knoww that already