12-02-2021, 20:07:55 PM
Events
- (Player1) suddenly fall(s/s/s/s/1) through the world while punching cars. (Fatal)
- Upon seeing (Player1) singing karaoke, (Player2) start(s/s/s/s/1) shooting the karaoke machine to destroy it. (Game Tengoku)
- (Player1) ran off........and now.... (Player1) (also Bloodbath)
- (Player1) turn(s/s/s/s/1) invisible, sneak(s/s/s/s/1) into (Player2)'s camp and eat(s/s/s/s/1) [typeC2] apples. (Player2) freaks out upon seeing (a/a/a/a/1) floating appl(e/e/e/e/es2). (Toumei Shounen Tantei Akira)
- After (Player1) (dies/dies/dies/dies/die1), the ghost of a dead tribute goes back in time to prevent [typeC1] deat(h/h/h/h/hs1) by interacting with objects, saving [typeB1]. (Ghost Trick)
- After (Player1) dies, the ghost of a dead tribute goes back in time to prevent [typeC1] deat(h/h/h/h/hs1) by interacting with objects. They fail.
- The risk (Player1) took was calculated, but man, (is/is/are/is/are1) [typeA1] bad at math.
- (Player1), (Player2) and (Player3) make a gag dub of (Player4)'s source material.
- But the truth is, (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) gonna end (Player2). [TypeB2]. All. (non-fatal, P1 only plans to do so) (Book of Mario)
- (Player1)'s attac(k/k/k/k/ks1) (is/is/is/is/are1) so intense that [typeA1] (is/is/are/is/are1) also called Death. (Book of Mario)
- C'mon, it's time we stop this. (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) hungry, tired, and sleepy. Unnngh… Please! Let [typeB1] leave! (Zero Wing endings)
- (Player1) feel(s/s/s/s/1) far from good. (Backstroke of the West)
- (Player1) get(s/s/s/s/1) prosecuted to the full extent of the jam. (Screen from several old Cave games)
- (Player1) dresses up as (Player2), (Player2) dresses up as (Player3) and (Player3) dresses up as (Player1).
- (Player1) builds 4 copies of [typeD1] to combine into a more powerful form, but this quickly breaks apart since an important part is missing. (non-fatal, P1 survives) (Taiko Clay Anime)
- (Player1) make(s/s/s/s/1) (a/a/a/a/1) bulletproof ves(t/t/t/t/ts1) out of Game Boys.
- (Player1) make(s/s/s/s/1) (a/a/a/a/1) bulletproof ves(t/t/t/t/ts1) out of Nokia 3310 phones.
- (Player1) get(s/s/s/s/1) unbanned from Free Ham Sandwich Day. (Deltarune)
- (Player1) get(s/s/s/s/1) banned from Free Ham Sandwich Day. (also Feast)
- As (Player1) approach(es/es/es/es/1) (Player2) from behind, (Player2) turn(s/s/s/s/2) around, yelling 'What don't stare (me/me/me/me/us2) always!' before pushing (Player1) away. (Vietcrystal)
- (Player1) learn(s/s/s/s/1) a new language through neural network.
- (Player1) give(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) (a/a/a/a/1) bouque(t/t/t/t/ts2) of wilted flowers.
- (Player1), (Player2), (Player3) and (Player4) all line up to beat the shit out of (Player5), who only has a stic(k/k/k/k/k each5) to defend [typeD5] with.
- (Player1) fl(ies/ies/ies/ies/y1) towards (a/a/a/a/the2) terrified (Player2), saying "What? You don't know (me/me/me/me/us1)? Then it's about time."
- (Player1) come(s/s/s/s/1) across (Player2) dressed like [typeB1], and stare(s/s/s/s/1) at [typeB2] in confusion.
- (Player1) somehow kidnaps [typeD1].
- (Player1) take(s/s/s/s/1) a selfie after beating up (Player2), (Player3), (Player4) and (Player5).
- After being shown (a/a/a/a/1) figurin(e/e/e/e/es1) of [typeD1], (Player1) paints an exaggeratedly beautiful version of [typeD1]. (Warioware Gold)
- After being shown (a/a/a/a/1) figurin(e/e/e/e/es1) of (Player1), (Player2) paint(s/s/s/s/1) a quick scribble of [typeB1]. (Warioware Gold)
- While fighting (Player1), (Player2) tell(s/s/s/s/1) [typeB1] "You are a sacrifice article that I cut up rough now". (Backstroke)
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