Hunger Games Simulator - Trouble Cube Edition

[Whistle]

AND SO CONTINUE THE GAMES... AFTER A LONG WHILE.

BATTLE MUSIC: Pink Soldiers - Squid Game

Hey everyone, it's Whistle again after a long break due to some unspecified illness that she took too long to figure out! Unfortunately, with the protocols in place, I am unable and unwilling to take individual screenshots, so a play-by-play will need to take place as well!

NIGHT II
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• And here comes Weekly's monthly race song, sung to a literal planet Neptune. WOWIE.
  
• Victoria going the way of Pringles, Microsoft, Discord, and more!
  
• Help, Blaine's a rock! Benny doesn't care.
  
• Help, KMIY're rocks! Boris doesn't care.
  
• Phoenix holds no punches against Boimler, especially not when thinking about pissing him off.
  
• Now was Hallie's chance to be a [FAR SHOT] against Chell. That mutation must have been really beneficial...
  
• Ah yes, Hyacinth taking a break and playing a video game and not starving to death...
  
• Dr. Frankie realizes things aren't completely Peachy keen.
  
• Polish Cow is with us now. Laughing at us.
  
• Coca-Cola x Minus Eleted? Interesting pairing, especially considering the shapeshifting thing.
  
• I sense another ship coming along, and it's got a big Fortune of Chels.
  
• Oxana, I don't think you know exactly how water works. Now you've just thrown four damn people, including the games' creator, into a poisonous grave!

So... yeah... with those shocking developments in store, I'm sure there's nothing more that can be said, right?

Right????

DAY III
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• Weekly acting meekly after his weekly Wednesday salami sales stint.
  
• Ah yes, planets playing god. Somehow it's actually pretty cute.
  
• Polish Cow must have gotten new arms, hasn't it?
  
• KMON, KMIY. COOK SOMETHING GOOD.
  
• Hallie has mutated... a rifle. Assault Type Thomas is displeased with this goopy development.
  
• A triple fight... that ends in Ensign Boimler killing Magna!
  
• Peach, always having the best time, and Benny being petty after that thing.
  
• Oxana getting her just desserts from that whole thing, with a can of Coke to boot.
  
• Fortune can't buy happiness.
  
• Victoria is no longer victorious and thus must forage for food herself.
  
• Ah yes, Phoenix in the self-zona.
  
• I wonder what Boris shall see?
  

THE FALLEN
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[b]Chell, Ayumi, Hypno, Gorgeous Freeman, President Snow, Magna[/b]

And I've just realized I'm behind on my schedule, so we're doing a

DOUBLE UPDATE!

BATTLE MUSIC: You're Too Slow - SilvaGunner

I'm losing track! And sleep!

NIGHT III
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• Unlock the doctor's secret. Frankie stood up and crashed into a car momentarily.
  
• Neptune, Weekly, Phoenix, and Minus get devices that purportedly allow people to float...
  
• ...but actually end up turning Coke, KMIY, Boris, Thomas, and Victoria's faces into moose faces.
  
• Hyacinth being a parent at, like, young!
  
• Oxana, incapacitated from attack, now can survive dangerous stunts.
  
• Sleep-shifting. That is all.
  
• Chel does a little upgrading.
  

A surprisingly uneventful night, aside from the moose-facing thing.

Let's see if that changes when the sun rises...

DAY IV
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• Minus almost falling off... but then coming right back up.
  
• Hallie taking advantage of elements of their own reality that were unseen up until this point. And jeez, Blaine's taken a ton of abuse...
  
• Fortune ain't got fortunate news from Thomas...
  
• Oxana really abusing loopholes here, huh?
  
• Neptune gets some cool new devices, alongside three of the moose-faced.
  
• Boimler pulling no punches for the spirit realm. Goodbye Dr. Frankie, we wish you well.
  
• Chel does a little robbing.
  
• Weekly takes it meekly, yet again.
  
• Victoria, pretty sneaky!
  
• Princess of the cows, everyone. Glomp!
  
• Hey Benny, a low expiration date is good, right? Right?
  

THE FALLEN
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Dr. Frankie

Well, we hope you enjoyed this rushed double update. I hope to see you again soon. As always, this is Whistle from SNL, signing out.

And maybe she can't continue this, she doesn't know just yet. It really depends.