11-24-2021, 06:05:19 AM
AND SO BEGIN THE GAMES.
BATTLE MUSIC: Final Destination - Smash Ultimate
It's Whistle again, this time extremely tired! Coming in from last time, we lost eight tributes, and now only thirty-two remain. Who will win? Place your bets!
But now, let's get on with the show!
And as the sun rises... we reach...
KMIY does the prankster wake-up call.
Boimler the metalhead, everyone.
Oh please, Freeman, our water's totally clean!
[sees Freeman crunching the river water]
Hallie practicing her post-mutation karate skills.
Coca-Cola puts its shifting skills to good use! If only it tasted good, am I right?
It looks like Ayumi finally got in a kill... oh wait, never mind, she's fine. OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
Boris with a thirst for blood... that doesn't get fulfilled. TWICE IN A ROW?
Phoenix avenging his fallen comrade by defeating The Nightmare before it begins. I was really looking forward to that arc...
I think you do that on a Weekly basis, and you do it Weakly. Sorry, couldn't resist.
Did she send me water, when I sought, lava?
You underestimate Bowser's power. Don't try it.
Pssssssh, as if.
...
...
...
...Wait, really?
Sorry Hypno, the Feast is probably coming. So it's about that time for Neptune to do what it wants.
I could see some merch of it! But it'd be just like any other cow!
BATTLE MUSIC: Final Destination - Smash Ultimate
It's Whistle again, this time extremely tired! Coming in from last time, we lost eight tributes, and now only thirty-two remain. Who will win? Place your bets!
But now, let's get on with the show!
NIGHT I
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The shapeshifting train! Brought to you by Coca-Cola!
Well, Taylor lost that bet. That's what you get for BREAKING THE RULES!
And he's enjoying every moment of it.
...Who?
Meet Princess Peach, using the Queen's Gambit for all of her Weekly chess matches.
Oh no! She's lost her lifeline! Help!
If only they could join the Whistle Gang instead, am I right peopleeee?
Oh yes. After this I'm sure Blaine could use a trip to the Salty Spitoon.
Dr. Frankie the Great and Powerful, everyone! She beat a planet!
Lovely choice in decoration, Chel! I'm sure people totally won't look at you in disgust!
...Um, er, um... SELF-EXPLANATORY.
Disheartening, but at least it's long-lasting!
'
Ah, that poor Chellphone.
Oh dear, Benny's led a massacre! AND WE JUST LOST THE MAIN TRIBUTE! AND THE WARNER!
Fuck, I blew all my money on her.
Uh, uh, could that be from Benny?
Oh yes, you are real girl, you guys want to go skaetbordz?
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NIGHT I
The shapeshifting train! Brought to you by Coca-Cola!
Well, Taylor lost that bet. That's what you get for BREAKING THE RULES!
And he's enjoying every moment of it.
...Who?
Meet Princess Peach, using the Queen's Gambit for all of her Weekly chess matches.
Oh no! She's lost her lifeline! Help!
If only they could join the Whistle Gang instead, am I right peopleeee?
Oh yes. After this I'm sure Blaine could use a trip to the Salty Spitoon.
Dr. Frankie the Great and Powerful, everyone! She beat a planet!
Lovely choice in decoration, Chel! I'm sure people totally won't look at you in disgust!
...Um, er, um... SELF-EXPLANATORY.
Disheartening, but at least it's long-lasting!
'
Ah, that poor Chellphone.
Oh dear, Benny's led a massacre! AND WE JUST LOST THE MAIN TRIBUTE! AND THE WARNER!
Fuck, I blew all my money on her.
Uh, uh, could that be from Benny?
Oh yes, you are real girl, you guys want to go skaetbordz?
And as the sun rises... we reach...
DAY II
KMIY does the prankster wake-up call.
Boimler the metalhead, everyone.
Oh please, Freeman, our water's totally clean!
[sees Freeman crunching the river water]
Hallie practicing her post-mutation karate skills.
Coca-Cola puts its shifting skills to good use! If only it tasted good, am I right?
It looks like Ayumi finally got in a kill... oh wait, never mind, she's fine. OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
Boris with a thirst for blood... that doesn't get fulfilled. TWICE IN A ROW?
Phoenix avenging his fallen comrade by defeating The Nightmare before it begins. I was really looking forward to that arc...
I think you do that on a Weekly basis, and you do it Weakly. Sorry, couldn't resist.
Did she send me water, when I sought, lava?
You underestimate Bowser's power. Don't try it.
Pssssssh, as if.
...
...
...
...Wait, really?
Sorry Hypno, the Feast is probably coming. So it's about that time for Neptune to do what it wants.
I could see some merch of it! But it'd be just like any other cow!
And, as usual, the tribute to the fallen that so happens to have to happen. I'm sorry, but those tears are priceless...
Until next time, I'm Whistle with SNL. Sayonara.
You know where you are? You're in the jungle baby.