Hunger Games Simulator - Trouble Cube Edition

[Whistle]

AND SO BEGIN THE GAMES.

BATTLE MUSIC: Games of Fate - Guma

Come one, come all. You have all come for one thing; to survive. And why? Because it's fun! I am your host, Whistle, and I have a thirst for blood that no other host has yet to match!

Don't you wish you could try this out sometime? Ensure that you survive or else you will lose... something or other. ANYWAY, LET'S MEET THE TRIBUTES.

THE REAPING
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TRIBUTES

And with these 40 tributes, they shall fight... for their right... to life! 3, 2, 1...

THE BLOODBATH

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THE BLOODBATH

And immediately, Ayumi becomes our Shining star.


A sentient can of Coca-Cola finds itself near a bunch of interesting syringes, and chooses THE RIGHT CHOICE!!


Boris, we sure hope this doesn't lead to any, um, unfair advantage.


Tributes making their own bets? Unheard of in these games!!


Hey, take it easy Fortune, you don't want to spread any diseases!


And President Snow himself draws first blood against dancing crabs!


All Manga wanted was a Pepsi, and that can wouldn't give any to her!


An unexpected tribute?! Beaming in straight from the Lower Decks of the Cerritos, Bradward Boimler!

Of course, not everything you find will be helpful. Unless... you wish to contain something!

Oh wowee! Hercules takes a stand and reinforces strangulation as kill of choice against Rain!

Our own eighth planet Neptune finds itself with some camping gear!

And now we've got an Assault-Type Thomas train full of explosives!! Mind, blown!

Katniss makes this game catless by beating Blacksad half to death, then getting him there anyway!

Looks like we got a double date here! The burger maker's wife Linda and the lawyer Miles hope to make pork chops out of KMIY and Princess Peach, but in this world, they find, it's eat or be eaten! A surprise victory for KMIY and Peach!

And here's an act of protest! Hyacinth breaks President Snow Statue in two with none other but a trident!

Victoria getting violent here, stabbing Gold with some glass shards! That's gotta be a big hit!

And now, now that the bloodbath is over, we move on to...

DAY I
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DAY 1

Boimler's got some odd taste in food, hasn't he? That cake's burnt to a crisp by now!


Hercules manages a feat just like his namesake, overcoming incredible odds against a... thing!! With things!!


It seems that Oxana may be getting tired; she can't see a damn thing in there!


Ohhhh, it looks like even assault weapons have feelings! People are too! Damn! Sensitive!


Magna has a craving for some OJ, doesn't she? Wink wink!


Hypno's geography degree going to good use here!


What's this? A secret lab! And, as usual, Ayumi's got the brightest idea!


Bump! Bump! Bump! Booooooore! Come on, do something interesting, you're a planet and a President!


And so the burger boy sandwiches himself between a murder plot! Stop this warning, idiots!


And would you look at that, that mug made an impact! Old Goldie couldn't handle the wrath of Victoria! She emerges VICTORIOUS!


Ah, so that's where I left it!


Now now, why are you eating Fawful? This is about hunger, not food! You dirty lying cheater!


Now how's that supposed to work Blaine?


Oh, de-spare me, Chell. Is this because we confiscated your portal gun?


After her clever improvisation, I will root for Victoria!


And in comes the sentient shapeshifting can of Coca-Cola, completely forgetting about its powers!

Now now, we've had our fun, but of course, we gotta pay tribute to these tributes. Otherwise we won't see their nominators' pretty little faces with their tiny little tears streaming down their face! Come on, you knew they'd die, so cry us a river! We're going through a drought anyway!

THE FALLEN
Crab Rave, Pepsi, Rain, Blacksad, Linda, Miles, President Snow Statue, Gold

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Now now, we will see you later today, with coverage of NIGHT I AND DAY II! This is Whistle from SNL, signing off!