11-14-2021, 19:55:06 PM
(11-13-2021, 02:01:56 AM)Magolor Wrote: The Pianist flinched after the attempt on her head, and looked rather dejected, side-eyeing the entire rest of the following PSA.
"...well, after you guys rest up, mentally at least, we still have a project to keep running. While Heeko's..." She glances to the small child trying to beat up the tired director or whatever. "...out of commission, I'll just tell you the plans for today.
Heeko said that his superiors got a call that some animals are going to come here. And we don't mean as workers, we mean as enemies. 'Pretty big nuisance to the Project,' as he said. So let's vent our bloodlust at these things! Or maybe you can do it in a pacifist way, I don't care."
- 'Get the bears away from the cabin, something tells me they've come here for whatever food's inside.
- ...Oh goddammit. We've got some Golden Eagles straight-up unloading all of their crap everywhere. Shoo them off!
- The mountain goats are freaking...licking the walls of the buildings! Shoo them off, I don't think there's anything appealing for them to lick off of!
- Mountain foxes have...oh god what're they doing grouping over the frozen lake! What if the ice breaks and they drown!? Someone get them away from there.
- Snow leopards!? Oh great, the scent of those damn mountain goats must've been what brought them here. Find a way to get them away from here without getting attacked by them.'
Suddenly, the snow starts blowing, a bit more than normal. It's a friggin' snow storm!!!
"Well, that's just GREAT, isn't it!?"
(OOC: As usual, ~72 hours)
Plan
1: Lure them out with some (but not too much) of the food. That's what they came for, right?
2: Fire a few waves from your lunar blaster at the sky to shoo the eagles
3: Kill one of the goats using an eye laser to the eye. And then try to mind control the goats out of the place, or, failing that, grab a long object and swing it akin to a flyswatter
4: Lure the foxes out using a flash signal with your eyes using your wave manipulation.
5: Use the corpse of the goat killed in Step 3 as bait to lure the Leopards out.
2: Fire a few waves from your lunar blaster at the sky to shoo the eagles
3: Kill one of the goats using an eye laser to the eye. And then try to mind control the goats out of the place, or, failing that, grab a long object and swing it akin to a flyswatter
4: Lure the foxes out using a flash signal with your eyes using your wave manipulation.
5: Use the corpse of the goat killed in Step 3 as bait to lure the Leopards out.
I don't understand any of this... I'm in a world of complete insanity...