11-14-2021, 19:45:40 PM
Sherry's (very reluctant) Plan
1. Get the bears away from the cabin, something tells me they've come here for whatever food's inside.
> They came for food, you think? Then give them food! Find some raw meat in the kitchen and put it somewhere away from the cabin. Easy enough.
2. ...Oh goddammit. We've got some Golden Eagles straight-up unloading all of their crap everywhere. Shoo them off!
> Ew. Um... first, find some tranquilizer blowdarts (not the tranq guns though, you hate those) and use those to subdue the birds. Then, grab 'em while they're unconscious and just sorta chuck 'em into the forest—hey, not like it'll hurt 'em any, right? Once the birds are gone, clean up the shit they left behind. Thoroughly. THOROUGHLY. Stepping in bird shit is embarrassing as hell and something you'd wish on nobody, not even the dumbass bosses or those murderers.
3. The mountain goats are freaking...licking the walls of the buildings! Shoo them off, I don't think there's anything appealing for them to lick off of!
> You sure there isn't? Look for a salt lick or something similar in storage before doing anything else. If you find one, great! Set it out somewhere away from the buildings. If you don't find a salt lick... make your own! Grab a decently large stone and some kosher salt from the kitchen, absolutely smother the stone in the salt, and then set that out somewhere.
4. Mountain foxes have...oh god what're they doing grouping over the frozen lake! What if the ice breaks and they drown!? Someone get them away from there.
> ...Well, first, tap on the ice with your foot and see if it's too fragile for you to walk on. If it isn't, great! Just run up to the foxes and scare them off the ice yourself before carefully heading back to the shore. If it is and it breaks under your foot... well, try shouting at them and see if that scares them away. If it doesn't, well, they're screwed.
5. Snow leopards!? Oh great, the scent of those damn mountain goats must've been what brought them here. Find a way to get them away from here without getting attacked by them.
> Take the leftover meat from the bear lures and use it to bring the snow leopards over to the mountain goats. ...What? You said the goats are what brought them here! Might as well let nature take its course, aye?
> They came for food, you think? Then give them food! Find some raw meat in the kitchen and put it somewhere away from the cabin. Easy enough.
2. ...Oh goddammit. We've got some Golden Eagles straight-up unloading all of their crap everywhere. Shoo them off!
> Ew. Um... first, find some tranquilizer blowdarts (not the tranq guns though, you hate those) and use those to subdue the birds. Then, grab 'em while they're unconscious and just sorta chuck 'em into the forest—hey, not like it'll hurt 'em any, right? Once the birds are gone, clean up the shit they left behind. Thoroughly. THOROUGHLY. Stepping in bird shit is embarrassing as hell and something you'd wish on nobody, not even the dumbass bosses or those murderers.
3. The mountain goats are freaking...licking the walls of the buildings! Shoo them off, I don't think there's anything appealing for them to lick off of!
> You sure there isn't? Look for a salt lick or something similar in storage before doing anything else. If you find one, great! Set it out somewhere away from the buildings. If you don't find a salt lick... make your own! Grab a decently large stone and some kosher salt from the kitchen, absolutely smother the stone in the salt, and then set that out somewhere.
4. Mountain foxes have...oh god what're they doing grouping over the frozen lake! What if the ice breaks and they drown!? Someone get them away from there.
> ...Well, first, tap on the ice with your foot and see if it's too fragile for you to walk on. If it isn't, great! Just run up to the foxes and scare them off the ice yourself before carefully heading back to the shore. If it is and it breaks under your foot... well, try shouting at them and see if that scares them away. If it doesn't, well, they're screwed.
5. Snow leopards!? Oh great, the scent of those damn mountain goats must've been what brought them here. Find a way to get them away from here without getting attacked by them.
> Take the leftover meat from the bear lures and use it to bring the snow leopards over to the mountain goats. ...What? You said the goats are what brought them here! Might as well let nature take its course, aye?
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