[Mafia] The Aurora Project - [END]

[Cassie]

"Oh dear!"

1. 'Get the bears away from the cabin, something tells me they've come here for whatever food's inside.

We need to gather up some food. Maybe if Nintendo use something tasty, such as fish,  he can lure the bears away. Are there any bear sprays? If they become hostile, Nintendo can use it against them. If that is not an option, find a tranquilizer dart, dart them, and move the bears away with a vehicle, or just finish them off with a gun.

2. ...Oh goddammit. We've got some Golden Eagles straight-up unloading all of their crap everywhere. Shoo them off!

Maybe Nintendo can use loud noises to scare them off.

3. The mountain goats are freaking...licking the walls of the buildings! Shoo them off, I don't think there's anything appealing for them to lick off of!

Nintendo will look for tasty plants around, then try to lure the goats away from the camp with it.

4. Mountain foxes have...oh god what're they doing grouping over the frozen lake! What if the ice breaks and they drown!? Someone get them away from there.

Good thing Nintendo can fly! He needs to wear gloves find a wagon or similar container to load them, and move them away.

5. Snow leopards!? Oh great, the scent of those damn mountain goats must've been what brought them here. Find a way to get them away from here without getting attacked by them.'

Are there any tranquilizer darts? Nintendo can use the darts to tranquilize the leopards, and then send them away into their habitat with a vehicle.

Nintendo rolls 1, 6, 4, 4, and 4, yielding a total of 19 points.

Shit couldn't get any worse for Nintendo in this. All he could find for bait is rotten fish, the pepper sprays do nothing but amplify the bears' aggresion (OOF, rip Nintendo's hat and bow tie and OW poor guy got scratched in the face), and so does pretty much all the other methods he could think of, not helped by the snowstorm.

Nintendo finds a funny set of amplifier speakers (oh SHUT UP they TOTALLY have nothing to do with FNF /j), and as he tries to reattach his joycons from the failed bear deterring, one of the clicking noises goes through the amplifiers, making a loud C L I C C that manages to shoo away the shitting eagles, if oddly delayed in reaction.

Man, these tree leaves Nintendo found are kinda shit (then again, it's a cold peak so plants are sparse and there's also the snowstorm), resulting in a great amount of...corporate gaming persuasion required to get the goats to stop licking and fuck off.

Oof. The wagon's not really effective, given that the foxes keep jumping out of it, and you end up having to use the wagon itself to make noises to get them away from the lake, which is hard when a snowstorm impairs your field of view.

Just as the vehicle of tranq'd mountain lions starts going off following the successful tranquilizing, they wake up, and start trying to burst out of the vehicles, making a bumpy ride all the way.

For being evidently very resourceful and going for as many methods as possible to get the bears away (+2), going for loud noises is nice but pls specify (0), trying to use plants in a climate and weather where it'd be hard to get them (-1), thinking that foxes would stay still as they get shoved into the wagon (-1), but a neat way to get those mountain lions away (+2), Nintendo's final score is...21 points!