Hunger Games Simulator - Trouble Cube Edition

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Don't be bemused, it's just the news!

I'm your host, Prime Queen, and the fourth season of the Trouble Cube Hunger Games will soon be drawing to a close. But fear not, this reporter will be here to show you all the highlights!

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Night 8

007, you've been compromised! Abort mission, 007!

"Look! I'm Cherry! Howdy howdy howdy!"
... Kim's was probably better.

Not so nonthreatening now! Bob somehow stumbled upon a legendary blade, and wastes no time wasting Miyazaki with it. Rumor has it that his last words were "volunteering as tribute was a mistake".
... No? Still too soon to reuse that bit?

Sponsored by the Ford Pinto! Three tributes were cautiously driving through the arena, when a tiny bump from Ami set off a nuclear fireball that incinerated all three of them.

What, you don't have a getting-over-rejection-inator?

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Day 9

... I don't know what you were expecting.

Heartbreaking! Not satisfied with simply rejecting Doof's advances, Herb mercilessly sacrifices the man who professed his feelings.

"I'm in a mermaids' studies class right now! Liveblogging my mermaids' studies class."

What can I say except... don't do that!

Seriously, tributes, you gotta watch out for the pointies...

... Well, he is a spy. That's... literally his job.

Fallen Tributes

12th: Miyazaki
11th: Ami
10th: 2-D
9th: Kinji
8th: Doofenshmirtz
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Night 9

Herb Cookie reminds us that yes, cookies do grow on trees.

Something beginning with D! Once again, a group of bored tributes resorts to I Spy, but it's not enough, and DJ Professor K drops dead from sheer lack of stimulation.

... Do watch out for that itchy sensation, Bob.

Bond is in tears over DJ Professor K's gruesome death by boredom.

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Day 10

Kim, knowing Bob can't be defeated by a mortal, digs up the same gene mods he's hopped up on, and powers herself up...

(Prime Queen nods, pretending to follow this.) ... Yeah, I don't understand Studio Killers either.

Bonk!

Return of the amalgams! Bond finds himself face to face with the horrifying Wall-EveNemoPark! He too, fights bravely, but fails to overcome the beast.

Fallen Tributes

7th: DJ Professor K
6th: Bond
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Night 10

"Come talk to me on SKYPE! ... no, that won't work."

Herb Cookie informs the beta Wooper that it is a confusing beast. The Wooper, of course, only woops.

Drink drink drink drink drink! ... is exactly what Kim didn't do, resulting in her unceremonious death by dehydration.

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Day 11

WTF hax! While facing the beta Wooper, Cherry lags at a critical moment, leaving her open to Wooper's fatal counterattack!

Herb Cookie, tired of Bob and his shenanigans, attempts to call him out on twitter dot com. It... doesn't go any better than the last callout attempt.

Fallen Tributes

Kim: 5th
Cherry: 4th
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Night 11

BOB I WILL FUCKING END YOU

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Day 12

... unless Herb ends you first, of course. That's what you get for fleeing like a coward, Bob.

And the beta Wooper has a smoke to celebrate the death of this horrible boy.

Fallen Tributes

nonthreatening femetit bob: 3rd
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Night 12

Herb Cookie reveals the source of his true power: a donut in his hair! And with it, he laserblasts the beta Wooper into oblivion!

And with that, viewers, the fourth Trouble Cube Hunger Games draw to a close and we have our champion!

Give it up for...

... Trouble Cube's fourth champion, Herb Cookie, and his nominator, Geek!

Stats and info and stuff

Podium Finishers:

• nonthreatening femetit bob, 3rd place
  
• Beta Wooper, 2nd place
  
• Herb Cookie, champion
  

Mass Murderer: Beta Wooper, 8 kills

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And with our champion crowned, this is Prime Queen, signing - hey, get out of here, you two - that's my equipment, don't you mess with that -

- Cataclysm! -

- No more evildoing for you! Time to de-evilize! Gotcha! Bye-bye, little butterfly. Miraculous Ladybug!

... Dude, messing with our host? Not cool. Actually y'know what, just for that, we're yeeting you two in next.

Wait what -

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That's right, our tributes for S5 are Team "Miraculous":

• Ladybug (she/her, 14)
  
• Cat Noir (he/him, 14)