Hunger Games Simulator - Trouble Cube Edition

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I'm your host, Prime Queen, and we're back with further updates on Season 4 of the Trouble Cube Hunger Games. Today was quite the bloodbath - not to be confused with the Bloodbath, of course - and as the sun sets, one can imagine the tributes crossing their fingers for a more peaceful night...

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Night 4

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Everyone, share your energy! After three episodes of powering up, the beta Wooper launches a spirit bomb, utterly obliterating Michael, Sly, Whitney, Ruffle, and the Trash Can. There goes that secret romance...

First, Gibb. Then, the Tri-State Area!

Burn, burn! Burn it all, ahahahaha!

A midnight tag-team duel! Kama and Reisen challenge Dad and DJ Professor K, but they're in over their head and don't make it out alive.

A fascinating hypothesis, Miyazaki. Could you explain in complete detail for our audience?

What, another one? Who's selling all these literal lemons!?

More like jump on the caac! Another midnight challenge is issued, but this time the challengers judged well, as Ms. Swann and the 4th Wall utterly annihilate Leeloo and the caac.

I still question your sanity, Peko. Having a crush on Bob, of all people...

This reporter can only presume Herb intends to teach Herb-fu in Herb-land.

But he's already so tiny, why'd he need to get even smaller?

Bob finds... rare and...
Excuse me! I was told these gene mods were rare and valuable! Who's handing the things out like candy?!

Another map discovered, another map torn by conflict... will the tributes ever learn better? Sources say no.

Please do not unplug your Bouffalant.

And the sun rises. Another day, another potential handful of kills.

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Day 5

Peko, Peko, Peko, spider silk may be a strong material but spider webs are so thin that the result is still delicate and fragile.

(Prime Queen gestures inarticulately for several seconds.) W... what? W

And DJ Professor K takes the seat of godhood recently vacated by Brolander... will he suffer a similar fate?

Maybe... the real Hunger Games... are the friends we made along the way...
Nah. We're here for blood.

It is statistically probable! And even if she wins this game, she's still gonna die eventually.

Ouch! You gotta watch out for that!

Donuts were a mistake. ... No? Still too soon to reuse it?

I must admit, that rock has a remarkable likeness.

Your father, Bob? Don't make me laugh.

Ooh, them's fightin' words, Bouffalant! Hope you know what you're getting into...

What is it with vending machines today? Don't climb inside, Wooper!

Let it snow, let it snow! Me like a cookie in the snow!
Something like that, I imagine.

Dad-fu. Does it involve not doing the dishes?

Stitch is confronted by the terrifying TwilightAngerGregFrizzleTorielKids! A twisted amalgam that strikes fear in his heart, Stitch fights it bravely, but does not survive.

And as the sun sets, a moment of silence for Stitch, and for the other tributes who've fallen these past 24 hours.

Fallen Tributes

Michael: 31st
Sly: 30th
Whitney: 29th
Ruffle: 28th
Trash Can: 27th
Kama: 26th
Reisen: 25th
Leeloo: 24th
the caac: 23rd
Stitch: 22nd
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This is Prime Queen, signing off.