02-05-2021, 19:45:34 PM
“Alright. Doesn't look like anyone tried to fake the poor bastard's handwritin’... That's gotta be somethin’...” [Not obviously seeing anything else that catches his eye (read: I can't think of anything else to investigate rn), Pico decides to do the challenge just to get it over with. He'll get back to investigating soon.]
1. >use some dodo and thylacine corpses to lure the Archaeopteryx
2. >repeat your tactic from Day 1 and trap the Archaeopteryx in a tall, thick barbed-wire chain-link fence
3. >sedate the creature, hoping that you've improved your aim with a tranq gun since yesterday, and gingerly pluck off a feather with tweezers
4. >...after briefly considering feeding it Google Translate's corpse... immediately reject that, scold yourself for thinking about that, and just give it some more dodos and thylacines to snack on
1. >use some dodo and thylacine corpses to lure the Archaeopteryx
2. >repeat your tactic from Day 1 and trap the Archaeopteryx in a tall, thick barbed-wire chain-link fence
3. >sedate the creature, hoping that you've improved your aim with a tranq gun since yesterday, and gingerly pluck off a feather with tweezers
4. >...after briefly considering feeding it Google Translate's corpse... immediately reject that, scold yourself for thinking about that, and just give it some more dodos and thylacines to snack on
SYMPTOMATIC
THIS DISEASE
SO DRAMATIC
PANIC AUTOMATICALLY
THIS DISEASE
SO DRAMATIC
PANIC AUTOMATICALLY