09-29-2021, 18:19:17 PM
Did some Mad Libs today at lunch:
Anyway, i'm going to an anti-suicide assembly rn. I'll tell you guys how that goes.
My bad day
My Swirly day started when I Calculated up late for work. I Slowly Shitted out Lil Pump. I Awoke into Dead traffic. The cars were Sad to Sad.
People were Walking and Sleeping at each other to go faster. When I Quickly made it to work my Purple, Ugly, Young, Washed Up boss told me if I was late one more time I was fired. If that wasn't bad enough, the Famous Keyboard Watched.
After Lunch I headed towards the Funny little School in the South-end of New York. The School was Never Really empty. I Died on the swings and Flew high into the air. I Flipped off of the swing and Jumped up. It was all just a Grumpy Cat.
People were Walking and Sleeping at each other to go faster. When I Quickly made it to work my Purple, Ugly, Young, Washed Up boss told me if I was late one more time I was fired. If that wasn't bad enough, the Famous Keyboard Watched.
After Lunch I headed towards the Funny little School in the South-end of New York. The School was Never Really empty. I Died on the swings and Flew high into the air. I Flipped off of the swing and Jumped up. It was all just a Grumpy Cat.
How to wash your face
In order to wash your face Slowly, you must wet your Mom in warm Piss. Then, Poison it across your face 69 times. This will wash off any remainig Dances. When you are done you should Throw the cloth in Ravenous water to clean it. You should also wash your face with a Rhinocerous to keep it smooth and shiny. This will keep also keep away Questions. Don`t worry. It is normal to experience COVID-19 the first time you try this. Consult your Businessman if you break out in hair. This works well on your Fingernail too!
Anyway, i'm going to an anti-suicide assembly rn. I'll tell you guys how that goes.
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food