09-21-2021, 23:44:36 PM
Think about how to fix past crimes. [1]: You forget that you were making a joke when you threatened to post something controversial on twitter, and post a racist screed on twitter despite not having twitter on your phone. @JackboxGene follows you now. Also three other accounts show up and comment on how "what-the-fuck" that statement was. Fox News calls you and asks if you want to appear in their piece about "Good Moderate Americans Being Cancelled on Twitter", but you accidently block their number, and lose out on the alt-right lecture circuit money.
I am the They who says it!