Close Circle

[TalesofUnder]

1. Arm yourself well and/or find an army to help.
Soseki arms himself and all his Shakespeare goons with bombs that look like the skulls from Hamlet, and squirt guns that shoot contact nerve poison. Oh, and some boring monologues, too.

2. Find out where Felicity is being kept.
Four words: Eenie Meenie Miney Moe. Luckily, Soseki lands on the Totally Not The Russian Mafia Base No Really We Just Sell Matyroshka Dolls.

3. Fight your way through and kill as many as those Russian Mafia members as you can that are holding her hostage.
Soseki's goons burst in guns blazing, attempting to penetrate the armor of the goons (who all wear matyroshka outfits because... I don't fucking know) with their bombs and then shooting the poison. They recite monologues so boring at the remaining goons that they die of falling asleep.

4. Rescue Felicity and bring her back to my mansion safe and sound.
Soseki Secures the Subject, Safe and Sound, and calls on Slick Eddie to get a ride back to the mansion.

5. Get the Russian Mafia back by raiding one of their own main bases.
When the Russian Mafia return to one of their bases, they find an odd piece of graffiti saying “Soseki Solemnly Stakes this Spot! (P.S. The base is filled with poisonous gas.)” And what do you know? It was.