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[Mr. Lee Hammer]

1. Arm yourself well and/or find an army to help

Chili tries to get the tank to work. Again. She also tries to enlist the help of the underlings that helped her back in that (really. really) successful bank heist. She then grabs as much flashy distractions as she can. Flash bombs, fireworks, grenades, machine guns, everything she can. Also a bulletproof vest. Just in case. Take the tank and a sports car.

2. Find out where Felicity is being kept.

You've got bugs, right? The listening type. Not the insect type. Anyways, plant them all around Little Russia. Listen in on details and tips. Also, ask around the bars the Russian mob frequents. And grab a drink. Swear to the witches, she could use one right now.

3. Fight your way through and kill as many of as those Russian Mafia members as you can that are holding her hostage.

Alright. So divide your crew. Half your crew's gonna burst in and unleash hell. Throwing grenades, shooting the place up, using the FUCKING TANK. Man. She's been dying to use that for days. Raise all hell on those Russian fucks.

4. Rescue Felicity and bring her back to my mansion safe and sound.

The other half of your crew's gonna use the distraction to grab Felicity. Bring her to the sports car and drive like hell back to your mansion. And she's back right in your arms or whatever.

5. Get the Russian Mafia back by raiding one of their own main bases.

Drive the tank into one of their main bases as well. Or any sort of car, really. Bomb the place out, shoot it up, and steal as much as you can. And then, drive back home and appreciate these goods!

Chili has rolled an 8, 2, 5, 3 and 2 for a total of 20 points.

1.      You manage to get the tank working again. Horray! And you even get the crew back from the jewelry heist too. You manage to arm yourselves well with all the explosives and weaponry you can find and get a nice sports car handy too. You and the crew are ready for action.

2.      You do bug all of Little Russia, but not a damn one of them work. As you listen to them all, you get this loud, crackling sound that's nearly deafening. Guess you'll have to scout around until you find where she's being kept.

3.      You and the crew go to war against the Russian Mafia, and you come in on your tank. But even with it though, it's still a hard fought battle where some of your people do die. It didn't come easy, but you did win in the end.

4.      The Mafia isn't that distracted by your crew as you get Felicity in your sports car. You all end up in a car chase throughout the city, where cops even join in on the chase too. The Russians catch up with you and take her back right before the police arrive and a major gunfight ensues. You decide to drive away, deciding it's not worth the fight.

5.      And this time, as you approach the base with your tank, they were waiting for you. They set up mines around the base. And as your drive to there, the mines explode, disabling the tank…. Again. And the Russians are marching toward you ready to kill. You manage to find a car and drive away so you can retreat. That promising start reuniting you with the crew all for naught.