09-14-2021, 01:48:14 AM
(09-14-2021, 01:29:38 AM)Magolor Wrote: 1. Arm yourself well and/or find an army to help.
Go out and busk! It's just a bass performance, so maybe not as many will wanna join Joe's movement. After that, ask them if they're willing to help save a kidnapping victim. Load everyone with some smoke grenades, bulletproof vests, and a ton of BB guns.
2. Find out where Felicity is being kept.
Well, that's easy. Speak in gratuitous faux French, sil vou plais, and mention shelter and deal in English. They'll certainly, uh, lead him right to base. Call back to the crew and tell 'em how to get there.
3. Fight your way through and kill as many as those Russian Mafia members as you can that are holding her hostage.
Distract the ones at any on-ground location with epic bass playing!!! Mention you're taking a break, then meet up with the crew. If they, I dunno, follow you to the bathroom? complain about privacy or something. In "French". After that, smoke grenade the whole dang battalion!!! Knock them out with a few pellets to the stomach, sacré bleu, and come right at where the guards are coming from.
4. Rescue Felicity and bring her back to my mansion safe and sound.
A transport vehicle (probably just a truck, the one the crew came over in the first place for) should do nicely. Not bulletproof, but eh. Surround the girl!!!
5. Get the Russian Mafia back by raiding one of their own main bases.
I think this should suffice as such. If it's not... toss as much of the garbage as possible at the front door.
Joe has rolled a 6, 9, 10, 2 and 5 for a total of 32 points.
1. Listening to your bass skills and hearing about poor Felicity, you do manage to gain a decent amount of sympathetic people who will join you all in rescuing her. You manage to get them all armed with BB gus, smoke grenades and bulletproof vests. Pretty bold choice to take more pacifistic ways for dangerous foes like them. But maybe it will be crazy enough to work.
2. Your faux French has really paid off well for you. They give you all croissants (HON HON HON) and you are taken to the base real quickly. They certainly look up to you as a hero. Maybe you might have been onto something.
3. Your bass-playing is so epic, it not only attracts the Russian mafia, but also fans of yours from all over Crunch City. You end up performing a huge concert for them. And as you go into the bathroom, all the fans, with a good number of them not being Russians, hound you, bringing you way too much unneeded attention. At last, you have not choice but to drop the smoke grenades to stun them all and even have to fight your way through with the BB guns. You probably lost as many fans as you gained through these actions. But what choice did you have?
4. You can't find a van or any kind of vehicle whatsoever? How is this possible in the city? All you can do is walk her home and that takes you quite a bit of time to do so. The Russians are now fed up with you and want you dead.
5. You grab a good number of garbage bags and throw them at their base. They are all greatly pissed off. You made a huge mess! And they have to clean it up! You showed them, I guess?
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