Close Circle

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

1. Arm yourself well and/or find an army to help.

Snakeweed puts out a call... to her Shire Mafia buddies. That's right, about fifty scrappy Hobbits on ponies with shiny elven penknife-sized daggers, who usually do the grunt work of buying and selling pipeweed, making sure the farmers don't ask too much and getting the supply where it needs to go. Very stealthy. There's also her small inner circle of female enforcers, the Venus Flytraps. They're well practiced at seduction, and have a special knockout perfume.

2. Find out where Felicity is being kept.

Snakeweed instructs her army of Hobbits to get jobs as bartenders and waiters throughout Little Russia. They're to listen out until they hear one of Sidorov's men (or Sidorov himself!) be careless and mention it. If they aren't being loose-lipped? Bring in one of the Venus Flytraps to get them drunk and willing to run their mouth off to impress a lady.

3. Fight your way through and kill as many as those Russian Mafia members as you can that are holding her hostage.

Now the Shire Mafia is going to come through on pony cavalry with crossbows! These folks are veterans of the Sacking of the Shire incident, believe it.

4. Rescue Felicity and bring her back to my mansion safe and sound.

Snakeweed rides in with the Shire Mafia! They clear each room until they find her and get Felicity riding double on Snakeweed's pony.

5. Get the Russian Mafia back by raiding one of their own main bases.


Okay. Anything valuable? Gold, gems, firearms, ammo, drugs? Put it all in your saddlebags as we ride out, gentlehobbits!

Snakeweed has rolled a 1, 5, 8, 2 and 6 for a total of 22 points.

1.      Is there a mole inside the Mafia? Did the Russian Mafia get some inside information before hand? Whatever the case, the second your Shire Mafia and Venus Flytraps came around, they were ready for them. The Russian Mafia quickly massacred them all, guns blazing. They were all quickly outmanned and outgunned by the Russkies. In the end, there were are these bloody bodies left. Not a single one of them survived. It is quite the barbaric sight.

2.      Your army dead, you have to take the reigns yourself and disguise yourself as a waiter in Little Russia. After a while, you do learn the whereabouts of Felicia and set off.

3.      With no army, it's just you against the Russians. Though thankfully you handle yourself well, with your combat abilities and being able to conceal yourself well due to your small stature. You manage to fight off all the Russians, with no harm to yourself. Guess you didn't need an army to survive them.

4.      Unfortunately, Felicity is nowhere to be found. You really haven't found anything suggesting she's dead, but you don't know if she's alive either. All you can hope is she made it out OK, but you'll have to go back to the mansion without her. And Carmello probably won't be too happy about it.

5.      Raiding one of their bases goes decently for you. You manage to steal a lot of their weapons and ammo. Sure, with the couple missions already done, the Mafia has plenty, but hey, better too much than not enough, right?