Close Circle

[PointMaid]

1. Arm yourself well and/or find an army to help.

Snakeweed puts out a call... to her Shire Mafia buddies. That's right, about fifty scrappy Hobbits on ponies with shiny elven penknife-sized daggers, who usually do the grunt work of buying and selling pipeweed, making sure the farmers don't ask too much and getting the supply where it needs to go. Very stealthy. There's also her small inner circle of female enforcers, the Venus Flytraps. They're well practiced at seduction, and have a special knockout perfume.

2. Find out where Felicity is being kept.

Snakeweed instructs her army of Hobbits to get jobs as bartenders and waiters throughout Little Russia. They're to listen out until they hear one of Sidorov's men (or Sidorov himself!) be careless and mention it. If they aren't being loose-lipped? Bring in one of the Venus Flytraps to get them drunk and willing to run their mouth off to impress a lady.

3. Fight your way through and kill as many as those Russian Mafia members as you can that are holding her hostage.

Now the Shire Mafia is going to come through on pony cavalry with crossbows! These folks are veterans of the Sacking of the Shire incident, believe it.

4. Rescue Felicity and bring her back to my mansion safe and sound.

Snakeweed rides in with the Shire Mafia! They clear each room until they find her and get Felicity riding double on Snakeweed's pony.

5. Get the Russian Mafia back by raiding one of their own main bases.


Okay. Anything valuable? Gold, gems, firearms, ammo, drugs? Put it all in your saddlebags as we ride out, gentlehobbits!