09-12-2021, 01:34:00 AM
What made that bruise? [6]: Why, a Nonspecific Blunt Object(tm)! That's what made it, anyway. You don't see any Nonspecific Blunt Objects(tm) though.
Sniff around. [1]: You poke your nose where it doesn't belong. Into an open doorway, where the door is subsequently slammed in your face. You can now smell blood! Oh wait, that's just your nose bleeding.
Explore the Manhole! [1]: Yep, it has a ladder, and a shaft down, and all that. Oh, you mean "explore the sewers". Well, you try, but you get distracted when a rat bites you and don't. You probably have at least eighty different infections that you're going to get from that bite.
Sniff around. [1]: You poke your nose where it doesn't belong. Into an open doorway, where the door is subsequently slammed in your face. You can now smell blood! Oh wait, that's just your nose bleeding.
Explore the Manhole! [1]: Yep, it has a ladder, and a shaft down, and all that. Oh, you mean "explore the sewers". Well, you try, but you get distracted when a rat bites you and don't. You probably have at least eighty different infections that you're going to get from that bite.
I am the They who says it!