09-05-2021, 03:40:29 AM
An aggressively banana-republic-looking dictator walks in, followed by a simpering loyalist who is somehow moving despite carrying a cartoonish number of suitcases.
I am here from the great nation of Tropico because I was promised a large sum of swiss bank account money. I have received a most paltry sum instead.
Not befitting of the stature of El Presidente!
However, the Broker has kept his word so far, so I will stay until I receive that money. I am told that there are American Spies in your ranks, and I am to find them and send them on a long vacation to an isolated island where they may decide to move to permanently?
Surely that will be a simple task for one of your vast intellect, Presidente!
And I am also told receiving votes is a bad thing here. So Remember, a Vote for El Presidente is a vote for me! And you probably should not vote for me here!
Unless it's to elect her Presidente of this place!
Obviously. Penultimo, come up with an insult to this person who would offer El Presidente such a paltry bri- Campaign Contribution, I am much too tired today.
Penultimo >Tries really hard to come up with a sufficiently insulting insult.
I am here from the great nation of Tropico because I was promised a large sum of swiss bank account money. I have received a most paltry sum instead.
Not befitting of the stature of El Presidente!
However, the Broker has kept his word so far, so I will stay until I receive that money. I am told that there are American Spies in your ranks, and I am to find them and send them on a long vacation to an isolated island where they may decide to move to permanently?
Surely that will be a simple task for one of your vast intellect, Presidente!
And I am also told receiving votes is a bad thing here. So Remember, a Vote for El Presidente is a vote for me! And you probably should not vote for me here!
Unless it's to elect her Presidente of this place!
Obviously. Penultimo, come up with an insult to this person who would offer El Presidente such a paltry bri- Campaign Contribution, I am much too tired today.
Penultimo >Tries really hard to come up with a sufficiently insulting insult.
I am the They who says it!