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[Mr. Lee Hammer]

1. Equip yourself with weapons from the storage room, maybe a disguise or two, and any way you can break into the airport unnoticed.

Disguises, pfft! Ugh. If you insist.

Chili dons the very, VERY convincing disguise of a long red wig with a ponytail, a black tank top, and black pants. She also grabs a backpack filled with knives, guns, and some grenades.


And the tank she grabbed day one from the Russian guys.

2. Make your way into the airport undetected.

Wait. She doesn't even need to go through the airport itself. Instead, she decides to drive right onto the airstrip itself. Get to the airplane immediately without all that pesky TSA bullshit.

3. Raid the plane and incapacitate or kill any guards that you can.

Use the tank as armor as you make your way to the plane, and then take out the guards with grenades. As they're distracted, pull your guns out and shoot up the plane as you enter. If you run out of bullets, resort to your knives. You've always been good with those.

4. Collect the weapons and stow them away.

Park the tank right underneath the...trunk? Hanger? The airplane's storage space, whatever it's called. Park it under that and drop the weapons right into the tank.

5. Take them back to the mansion.

DRIVE THAT FUCKIN TANK BACK TO THE MANSION, BABY.

Chili Pepper Cookie has rolled a 3, 4, 6, 8 and 4 for a total of 25 points.

1.      Your disguise of a long red wig with a pony tail and black clothes isn't really all that convincing. It makes you look like Peg Bundy doing a work-out video. And all you can find is a backpack full of knives. Not the best idea to bring a knife in case of a gun fight, but who knows? You might find a way to make it work. And also, the tank is out of order, so you have to settle for some small, dingy car.

2.      Yea, that small, dingy car isn't strong enough to get through the fencing surrounding the airport. So instead, you'd have to jump over the fence. You make it, but it was quite a bit of hassle, especially since you tear a bit of your clothing on a barb wire.

3.      Since your tank is out of order, you do manage to stumble onto another car. One that's slightly more durable than that dingy ass one you came in. It is effective in protecting you from gunfire in making it to the airport and you run over some guards and stab some along the way. It could have gone worse. Just ask Pizzabug.

4.      You park the car near the plane and pull the weapons out of the storage and fit in a surprising amount. You make your way out of the airport.

5.      You drive the car back to the mansion, but it does run out of gas a quarter of the mile away. So you have to push the car back to the mansion. You're sore and tired, but at least you made it.