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[Mr. Lee Hammer]

1. Equip yourself with weapons from the storage room, maybe a disguise or two, and any way you can break into the airport unnoticed.

Snakeweed grabs a dagger and... fine, some children's clothes. If she's going to be dismissed as a child, she might as well take advantage of the fact. She slips the dagger in a... kid's backpack that she fills with clothes.

2. Make your way into the airport undetected.

She catches a bus to the airport, then pretends to be part of a large family that's heading on vacation in order to make her way to the gate without attracting attention. She makes sure the security agent is looking the wrong way for a moment as she slips through security.

3. Raid the plane and incapacitate or kill any guards that you can.

"Excuse me, I think I've lost my parents. Can you give me directions?" ...And if they wont get out of her way, a quick dagger thrown through the chest.

4. Collect the weapons and stow them away.

She's going to have to steal one of those luggage mobiles that they drive the checked luggage to the planes with all around the airport... Hope she can reach the pedals and steering wheel at the same time. She may have to pull a Short Round from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom and tie blocks to her feet...

5. Take them back to the mansion.

She made sure to call an airport pickup service before she left. There's someone near the entrance to the airport with a sign saying "Miss Snakeweed". She requested a van. Can the driver help getting some of her luggage into the van? Thanks so much. So helpful.

Snakeweed has rolled a 10, 9, 9, 10 and 2 for a total of 40 points.

1.      You find a nice poison-tipped dagger that will make quick work of anyone. And you even find a nice, frilly dress from the 1950s and some ballet shoes. And they're pretty big ones too, to fit those Hobbit-sized feet of yours. And you even go all out with it, putting your head in pigtails, painting freckles across your cheeks, and even a toy doll. You look the part. Like this.



You look too much like a child. Just hope you don't have any embarrassing mishaps like yesterday.

2.      You head on the bus and you find yourself a nice, giant Mormon family. They got so much children, they're not even attentive to how many they have or what they look like. You fit right in perfectly well. And you look like you could even be the child of the family as well, even adapting the name of “Greta” for the time. And when you all get in the airport, you excuse yourself to “go to the little girl's room” and you make your way in. And with your size, the agents don't even see you slipping by.

3.      You ask the nice security guard if he can point you to the right directions where your parents might be, while putting on the “scared little girl” act that consists of crocodile tears. He leads you to the plane and even gives you a nice lollipop to go with it. No hassle from the guards whatsoever and you even get candy out of it! Can this get any sweeter?

4.      You find one of those luggage mobiles and get all the luggage you can and stuffed them all full of weaponry. And yes, you do tie blocks to your feet to reach the pedals. But they do prove too heavy for you as you even crash into the wall. Thankfully, you're not seriously hurt and have all the weapons intact.

5.      Unfortunately, the airport pickup service does not arrive. At all. You wait all day and still nobody. Eventually, as night comes, the staff tells you can't loiter and get out of here. You do and head back with just one briefcase full of weaponry, leaving the rest behind as you couldn't take the rest back by yourself. But hey, A for effort on everything else. A for effort.