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[Mr. Lee Hammer]

1. Recruit some of my underlings to join you all. Be a lot easier than robbing someone solo after all.

I recruit your underlings into the ranks 'a KING DEDEDE whether they want ta or NOT! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!

2. Make your way to the Penny's jewelry store in Belmont Heights.

I decide to cruise there in the signature DEDEDE TANK! Complete with a Minigun and Canon!

3. Smash all the display cases you can and take all the jewelry and diamonds you can

Well that one's easy! All I need's mah mallet for that! I order mah underlings to take those jewels, and even suck one up for mahself as compensation! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!!!

4. Make sure the hostages stay put and to not try anything funny.

I order some of my henchies to hold those boys at gunpoint!

5. Evade the authorities and head up to Shady Woods and meet up with Slick Eddie and exchange the goods for cash and head back to my mansion.

I have mah henchmen drop the diamonds for me to suck up, and I fly all the way to Shady Woods and let them go home! I exchange the jewels for cash, and of course, keep one for mahself! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!!!

King Dedede has rolled a 9, 9, 9, 4 and 4 for a total of 35 points.

1.      Thankfully, you have recruited some of the best underlings you can bring into your army. Very masterful thieves, some real tough sons-of-bitches that are handy with weapons and their hands. All worthy for a king like you.

2.      And as you arrive in your Dedede Tank, everyone is wise to stay out of your way, not wishing to be squashed under your might or be torn apart by their guns. You are greatly feared by everyone, and for good reason, too. It's good to be the king, isn't it?

3.      And you smash all the cases and the underlings take everything, robbing the store blind. And not just that, a shipment just came in and you all rob that too. And you suck up a golf-encrusted diamond that's worth billions. Very fitting for royalty indeed.

4.      Though things don't go completely your way. The hostages decide to fight back some of these underlings and are putting up quite the fight. They manage to subdue some of them for the cops to take away but a few leave with you.

5.      Unfortunately, you're not able to suck up everything they robbed as your stomach can only hold so much, so the last of the thieves take the rest of it for themselves while you head off and cash in. Turns out they're not that valuable, but you still make an all right sum in the end.