FATAL EVENTS (11)
1: (Player1) (assaults/assaults/assaults/assaults/assault1) (Player2) over a boombox. (Player3), (Player4) and (Player5) join in to try to stop (Player1), but they all get slain by (Player1). [Player 2, 3, 4 and 5 die.]
2: (Player1) (impales/impales/impales/impales/impale1) (Player2) with a nightstick. [Player 2 dies]
3: (Player1) (takes/takes/takes/takes/take1) (Player2) with [typeB1] using a grenade, but (Player1) (survives/survives/survives/survives/survive1) via bandaging [typeC1] whole (body/body/body/body/bodies1) [Player 2 dies]
4: (Player1) (breaks/breaks/breaks/breaks/break1) through a skylight that specifically asked [typeB1] to not bust through it, crushing (Player2) on landing. [Player 2 dies]
5: (Player1) (bisects/bisects/bisects/bisects/bisect1) (Player2) with a katana that has a dragon-shaped handle. [Player 2 dies]
6: (Player1) (impales/impales/impales/impales/impale1) (Player2) with a really long sword that has binary carved into it. [Player 2 dies]
7: (Player1) (boosts/boosts/boosts/boosts/boost1) (Player2) up, allowing (Player2) to get the high ground and kill (Player3) without retaliation.[Player 3 dies]
8: (Player1) (tries/tries/tries/tries/try1) wearing the top half of (Player2)'s (head/head/head/head/heads2) after killing [typeB2] to gain [typeC2] powers, but is unsuccessful. [Player 2 dies]
9: (Player1) (starts/starts/starts/starts/start1) smoking and (is/is/are/is/are1) immediately killed by a contrived twist of fate. [Player 1 dies]
10: (Player1) (starts/starts/starts/starts/start1) an uncapped Twitch subathon- every sub extends the stream. (Player2), (Player3), (Player4) and (Player5) unite to keep (Player1) hostage by constantly spamming gifted subs until (Player1) (dies/dies/dies/dies/die1) from exhaustion. [Player 1 dies]
11: (Player1) (mentions/mentions/mentions/mentions/mention1) a terrifying biological fact. (Player2) (becomes/becomes/becomes/becomes/become2) so terrified of [typeD2] that [typeA2] (jumps/jumps/jump/jumps/jump2) off a cliff. [Player 2 dies]
2: (Player1) (impales/impales/impales/impales/impale1) (Player2) with a nightstick. [Player 2 dies]
3: (Player1) (takes/takes/takes/takes/take1) (Player2) with [typeB1] using a grenade, but (Player1) (survives/survives/survives/survives/survive1) via bandaging [typeC1] whole (body/body/body/body/bodies1) [Player 2 dies]
4: (Player1) (breaks/breaks/breaks/breaks/break1) through a skylight that specifically asked [typeB1] to not bust through it, crushing (Player2) on landing. [Player 2 dies]
5: (Player1) (bisects/bisects/bisects/bisects/bisect1) (Player2) with a katana that has a dragon-shaped handle. [Player 2 dies]
6: (Player1) (impales/impales/impales/impales/impale1) (Player2) with a really long sword that has binary carved into it. [Player 2 dies]
7: (Player1) (boosts/boosts/boosts/boosts/boost1) (Player2) up, allowing (Player2) to get the high ground and kill (Player3) without retaliation.[Player 3 dies]
8: (Player1) (tries/tries/tries/tries/try1) wearing the top half of (Player2)'s (head/head/head/head/heads2) after killing [typeB2] to gain [typeC2] powers, but is unsuccessful. [Player 2 dies]
9: (Player1) (starts/starts/starts/starts/start1) smoking and (is/is/are/is/are1) immediately killed by a contrived twist of fate. [Player 1 dies]
10: (Player1) (starts/starts/starts/starts/start1) an uncapped Twitch subathon- every sub extends the stream. (Player2), (Player3), (Player4) and (Player5) unite to keep (Player1) hostage by constantly spamming gifted subs until (Player1) (dies/dies/dies/dies/die1) from exhaustion. [Player 1 dies]
11: (Player1) (mentions/mentions/mentions/mentions/mention1) a terrifying biological fact. (Player2) (becomes/becomes/becomes/becomes/become2) so terrified of [typeD2] that [typeA2] (jumps/jumps/jump/jumps/jump2) off a cliff. [Player 2 dies]
NONFATAL EVENTS (7)
NONFATAL:
1: (Player1) (bandages/bandages/bandages/bandages/bandage1) (Player2)'s wounds while [typeA2] (fights/fights/fights/fights/fights) against (Player3).
2: Reality has been compromised; (Player1) (has/has/has/has/have1) been engaged. [Bloodbath]
3: (Player1) (tells/tells/tells/tells/tell) (Player2) that [typeA1] (is/is/are/is/are) trying to sneak around, but the sound of [typeC1] keeps alerting (Player3) and (Player4).
4: (Player1) (mentions/mentions/mentions/mentions/mention1) a terrifying biological fact. (Player2) (becomes/becomes/becomes/becomes/become2) terrified of [typeD2].
5: It's one of the hosts?!... no, wait, that's just (Player1)'s silhouette. [Bloodbath]
6: It's a plane, it's a bird, it's (Player1)! [Bloodbath]
7: (Player2) (exclaims/exclaims/exclaims/exclaims/exclaim2) that (Player1) will never have drip. [typeA2] (is/is/are/is/are2) immediately proven wrong by (Player1)'s overly extravagant (and somewhat stupid looking) street clothing.
1: (Player1) (bandages/bandages/bandages/bandages/bandage1) (Player2)'s wounds while [typeA2] (fights/fights/fights/fights/fights) against (Player3).
2: Reality has been compromised; (Player1) (has/has/has/has/have1) been engaged. [Bloodbath]
3: (Player1) (tells/tells/tells/tells/tell) (Player2) that [typeA1] (is/is/are/is/are) trying to sneak around, but the sound of [typeC1] keeps alerting (Player3) and (Player4).
4: (Player1) (mentions/mentions/mentions/mentions/mention1) a terrifying biological fact. (Player2) (becomes/becomes/becomes/becomes/become2) terrified of [typeD2].
5: It's one of the hosts?!... no, wait, that's just (Player1)'s silhouette. [Bloodbath]
6: It's a plane, it's a bird, it's (Player1)! [Bloodbath]
7: (Player2) (exclaims/exclaims/exclaims/exclaims/exclaim2) that (Player1) will never have drip. [typeA2] (is/is/are/is/are2) immediately proven wrong by (Player1)'s overly extravagant (and somewhat stupid looking) street clothing.
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