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[Mr. Lee Hammer]

[Pizzabug takes a moment to sober up from the edibles—it'd probably be way harder for them to stay focused if they a) were still stoned and b)

still had compound eyesI gave them the headcanon that their eyes turn into bug-like compound eyes when they're high earlier just because it was funny.

. Once they're clean and back on their feet, however, they get straight to work.]

1. Recruit some of my underlings to join you all. Be a lot easier than robbing someone solo after all.

>well, first off, where are the underlings? can't exactly recruit them if you can't find them. anyways, find a big band of the underlings and bargain with 'em—you're still in your Big Smoke getup, so offering them an endless edible or other drug supply in exchange for assisting you with the job will do the trick

2. Make your way to the Penny's jewelry store in Belmont Heights.

> swap into a Tinkerbell cosplay and cover yourself (you shouldn't need it right now, but later...) all the underlings you're able to recruit with the pixie dust. once you show them how to get the hang of it, fly en masse to Belmont Heights, looking for the jewelry store in question—shouldn't be too hard to find, right?

3. Smash all the display case you can and take all the jewelry and diamonds you can.

> crash in through the windows/doors, change into a Luigi cosplay, and suck up as much of the jewelry and gems into your Poltergust G-00 as you can! if you happen to reach max capacity with the vacuum, well, that's what your hands are for! those overalls have pockets, right?

4. Make sure the hostages stay put and to not try anything funny.

> a neat little tidbit of trivia about the Poltergust is that it can fire fire, ice, or water if you suck up enough ghosts with the respective elemental alignment. your cosplay already has that taken care of, thank god—that means if the hostages try to get away or do anything ridiculous, you can freeze them in place

5. Evade the authorities and head up to Shady Woods and meet up with Slick Eddie and exchange the goods for cash and head back to my mansion.

> and this is where covering yourself in pixie dust earlier comes in handy. that means you can still fly even when you're not in the Tinkerbell cosplay! gather as many of your minions as you can and fly together to Shady Woods, high enough to avoid being spotted by cops but low enough to be able to see Slick Eddie. then, meet up with Eddie, empty your pockets and the Poltergust of all the jewelry you managed to collect, take the cash, and fly back to the mansion, quietly humming a certain jingle as you make your way back

Pizzabug has rolled a 9, 5, 7, 8 and 6 for a total of 35 points.

1.      You've hit pay dirt. You've found the best possible and most dangerous group known in Crunch City. You promise them if they work for you, you'll supply them plenty of drugs in addition to two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda. They are greatly intrigued by your drugs and fast food offer, you set yourself up with quite the awesome crew!

2.      Your pixie dust works all right with some of them, but it's not really needed as they're already intrigued by your original offer. Nevertheless, you and some of them fly over to the jewelry store while the rest of them meet you all over there.

3.      You all arrive in style and you've sucked up everything in your Poltergust G-00. You've scored quite a good load and should net you a ton.

4.      And everyone inside is intimidated by your cosplay, so they won't bother to touch you. But still you freeze one random customer anyway to show you mean business. They all got the message to not fuck with you.

5.      The ones you taught to fly escort you to Slick Eddies, while the rest meet you all over there. You do the exchange. But they demand you take them out to get them their number 9s, number 6s with extra dip and other foods before you head back. But you oblige, and you all arrive back, filled up and richer.