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[Mr. Lee Hammer]

1. Recruit some of my underlings to join you all. Be a lot easier than robbing someone solo after all.



Snakeweed grins. She tells them they can have a cut of distributing her Pipeweed racket in this city if they help her. Then she gives them each a cookie for encouragement. And advertising.



2. Make your way to the Penny's jewelry store in Belmont Heights.



...You can, ah, drive, right? You know the way to this 'Penny's' in Belmont Heights? They're going to the same place, might as well get the underlings help to drive.



3. Smash all the display case you can and take all the jewelry and diamonds you can.



She leads the underlings in a little ploy. Come into the jewelry store as customers, looking to get engagement rings and jewelry to win back their loves. Then hold the clerks and any customers at gunpoint. She'll pose as one of their kids, and at the right time go to the front of the store and close the shades and turn the sign to 'closed'. Then she can smash the case at leisure, with a piece of fabric protecting her hands, and get ALL the JEWELRY! Her precious now. All hers.



4. Make sure the hostages stay put and to not try anything funny.



...Well, that's what the underlings with guns are there for. But some duct tape taping them to the chairs and over their mouths can't hurt.



5. Evade the authorities and head up to Shady Woods and meet up with Slick Eddie and exchange the goods for cash and head back to my mansion.



Hopefully the shades and sign kept too much attention from being drawn. Is that silent alarm tripped? Ah, well. Snakeweed grabs a huge backpack from one of the hostages and dumps whatever's in there out, shovels the loot in, and blends into the crowd pretending to be a kid walking home from school. She instructs the underlings to grab briefcases, shovel what they can in, pretend they're going home from work, and meet her back at the car so they can drive to Shady Woods and exchange the jewelry for cash.

Snakeweed has rolled a 10, 7, 1, 2 and 1 for a total of 21 points.

1.      The people you recruit are very interested in your Pipeweed. So much so, they make you the number 1 supplier in all of Crunch City. If you get any phone calls in the future, you'll find you'll have promise in a new career of a drug lord. They even take the cookies too and like them so much, they want more, but you remind them, work comes first.

2.      Thankfully the Pipeweed cookies don't impare them that much and they drive you to the store, no problem.

3.      But once you all arrive inside the store, things take a huge nosedive. The Pipeweed kicks in and your crew get all high and giggly. They slump to the ground, taking your cookies against your will and get more high off them. And when you try for the hold-up, the customers and clerks just laugh at you and tell you how cute you are. The clerk even takes the gun away from you saying “Kids shouldn't play with guns; it's dangerous.”

4.      The underlings are still high as fuck off the cookies to be of any use. And the customers are now pinching your cheeks. You are just way too adorable to be taken seriously.

5.      And that still doesn't go well. You do push the silent alarm by accident, and the cops are on the way. The underlings are still baked out of their minds. And when the cops arrive, they all think it's a false alarm. But the clerk hands you over to the cops, saying you're a lost little girl. Feeling defeated, you tell them where Carmello's mansion is and drive you back home. Carmello thanks the cops from bringing back his “little girl”, even if she came back empty-handed. Maybe the cookies weren't such a good idea after all...