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[Mr. Lee Hammer]

1. Recruit some of my underlings to join you all. Be a lot easier than robbing someone solo after all.
Soseki promises tea and Shakespeare (or, as the Japanese call him, “Sao”) manuscripts, apparently forgetting this isn't Britain.

2. Make your way to the Penny's jewelry store in Belmont Heights.
Soseki decides to bike to the jewelry store. Unfortunately, his bike is a piece of crap that gets tangled in a truck's wheel arches... a truck that goes to Penny's jewelry store in Belmont Heights. Phew!

3. Smash all the display cases you can and take all the jewelry and diamonds you can.
Soseki decides to steal with style, punctuating the smashing and taking of diamonds with an almost gleeful dance routine.
Soseki's Stealing Sapphires from the Store!

4. Make sure the hostages stay put and to not try anything funny.
Soseki, after accidentally tripping on a loose tile in the floor, ends up in a T-pose position, therefore asserting dominance upon the hostages and ensuring they don't get to leave. He locks the door for good measure.

5. Evade the authorities and head up to Shady Woods and meet up with Slick Eddie and exchange the goods for cash and head back to my mansion.
...Soseki accidentally locked himself in the store, too. Shit. He hurls himself out the window, parks a nearby bike against it hastily to prevent the hostages leaving, then very calmly and decisively... slips on a puddle and knocks himself out. When he comes to, he's at Slick Eddie's, because Slick Eddie was just passing by to get a cinnamon bun from the bakery, and thus is the transaction allowed to occur.

Soseki has rolled a 9, 5, 2, 9 and 9 for a total of 34 points.

1.      Even though they're not British, this works surprisingly pretty well as the goons you hire are very classy, intellectual types with great love of Shakespeare and you all plan a nice tea party after all is said and done.

2.      While you do hurt yourself a bit after you get tangled up in the truck, it's not too bad though as you arrive to Penny's ready to go.

3.      Unfortunately, you can't break any of the glass for shit as it's really strong and sturdy. And your dancing is off too; you come across as a drunk having a seizure. You just take one ring that the customer is about to buy since the clerk had brought it out.

4.      And it's funny how your tripping into a T-position works, as you scared everyone inside the store shitless. They really think they're all going to die. I don't understand how timid these people are, but you really put the fear of God into them.

5.      You throw yourself out the window and as you put the bike in front of the door, the people inside still get very afraid. They don't even want to leave the place. You slid on the puddle and knock yourself out. And when you recover, there's Slick Eddie! After he eats his cinnamon bun, you give him the one ring and you'd be amazed how much it's worth a fortune. A trillion dollars! You giddily head off to the mansion with the biggest load yet.