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[Mr. Lee Hammer]

1. Recruit some of my underlings to join you all. Be a lot easier than robbing someone solo after all.

Time for some clever propaganda! Sure, aggrandizing himself like he does His Majesty is a bit odd of a feeling for Escargoon, but he figures the underlings are dumb and influencable enough to believe anything.

2. Make your way to the Penny's jewelry store in Belmont Heights.

Hey, remember that pickup truck from yesterday? Take that but with fake-yet-convincing license plates slapped on. Also hide anyone who doesn't fit inside the truck under a tarp in the flatbed. Park some ways away from Penny's so the truck can't be caught on the store's security cameras. Hell, while he's at it Escargoon's just going to casually use a jammer he built on the fly to make all the security cameras in the general area malfunction.

3. Smash all the display case you can and take all the jewelry and diamonds you can.

Escargoon'll let the underlings do that for him. He'd rather hide out near the truck, pretending to be a rando taking a smoke break.

4. Make sure the hostages stay put and to not try anything funny.

If things go to plan, the underlings already have guns and knives on them. If not, Escargoon's willing to be called in to threaten with some explosives.

5. Evade the authorities and head up to Shady Woods and meet up with Slick Eddie and exchange the goods for cash and head back to my mansion.

All stolen items are to be hidden with the guys under the tarp on the flatbed. Then, drive to Slick Eddie's place without breaking any traffic laws in order to not get the attention of any police officers trying to fill their daily speeding ticket quota. The same is done after the deals have been made and the crew is heading back to the mansion.

Escargoon has rolled a 10, 4, 9, 10 and 5 for a total of 38 points.

1.      Your propaganda works very well, maybe a little too well. They're literally all willing to die for you. They all believe you're their lord and savior and even start the Church of Escargoon. As much as you like this worship, business comes first, so off to the jewelry store you go.

2.      Unfortunately, it's too many people you brought along, so you'd have to wait for them while you park. It takes a bit but they get them. And the jammer works, but it's only for a few minutes. What you do in these few minutes count.

3.      The underlings have done an excellent job robbing the store. Not only do they have all the jewelry and gold they can find, they even emptied the cash registers and safes and even mugged everyone inside the store for all their wallets. You have earned quite a load. A lot you can do with cash and stolen credit cards.

4.      Unfortunately, your followers get too carried away and all the customers and clerks inside get slaughtered needlessly. When the cops show up to try and take them down, the followers kill them all too. They come up to you and ask “What now, master?”

5.      You go to Shady Woods and do the exchange, even though Slick Eddie is a bit unnerved by how fervent your followers are. But other than that, you head back to the mansion with quite the load!