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[Mr. Lee Hammer]

"[sigh] Usually I'd be happy to get rid of some criminals, buuuut not when I'm working for one..."



(Theme Music)



1. I still have some decent weaponry in the storage room. Arm yourself with the best weapons you can find.



After rummaging for the least lethal weapon he could find, Yukichi pulls out...a dart shotgun. WTF.



"Not gonna go brutal as all hell on him, I'm not a bastard!."



2. Head up to Little Russia and search for Sidorov.



Yukichi pulls out a small navigator device he got from his interstellar police department, searches up Sidorov, and...poor Sidorov suddenly has a pink guy showing up RIGHT FUCKING BEHIND HIM.



3. Deal with Sidorov permanently.



"Alright, you're getting arrested, Sidorov!"



Yukichi grabs Sidorov by the neck, and fires his dart shotgun (with the darts filled with sedative chemicals) at his head. If that doesn't incapacitate him, it'll likely kill him. Gosh...



4. Send a message to the Russian Mafia that they're making a big mistake messing with me!



Yukichi starts teleporting ALL OVER THE PLACE, slipping small pieces of paper to basically every Russian Mafia member, that contains this message:



"Enforcer Y here, might I suggest you avoid evading taxes like Sidorov here...or I'll kick all of you out of this planet."



5. Recover the stolen weapons and bring them back to my warehouses in Santa Castillo.



Cue Yukichi teleporting back to Carmello's mansion...with all the stolen weaponry teleported back with him.



"Ah, here, Carmello! My job's done here for the day, right?"

Yukichi has rolled a 1, 2, 10, 7 and 10 for a total of 30 points.

1.      You find a dart shotgun, but unlucky for you, it goes off and shoots you right in the eye, nearly blinding you and knocking you out for several hours.. And that was the only dart, so tough shit for you. But you still take it with you when you eventually wake up. Maybe you'll find some ammo for it….

2.      And if that weren't bad enough, the navigator device stops working, leaving you on your own to find him by foot in Little Russia. Luckily you find him.

3.      And you do find some darts for your shotgun and you shoot them at Sidorov. Unknown to you however, those darts were filled with cyanide. All you can do is watch him gasping for air, trying in vein to breath as the red blood cells in his body block out the oxygen. He collapses, dead from the very potent poison.

4.      At least this goes right for you. You teleport to the different Russian members, giving them all these pieces of paper. They effectively got the message.

5.      And you get all the weapons with you and teleport back into the mansion, with the weapons at your disposal. But where are you at exactly? You look around and you see a toilet, a sink and a shower. And it dons on you: you're in the bathroom. And here's Mike coming out of the shower after cleaning off that sewer residue. You both scream in embarrassment before quickly running out of the bathroom. But at least you got the weapons there.