Close Circle

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

"Al-fucking-righty! Let's do this."



1. I still have some decent weaponry in the storage room. Arm yourself with the best weapons you can find.

[Clef decides to search for a gun. He'd prefer a rifle or a shotgun, but if neither are available, the typical handgun works.]

2. Head up to Little Russia and search for Sidorov.

[Okay, so. Are there scooters here? If so, he's. . Going to ride 'em. Otherwise he'll just fucking r u n while searching for The Man :tm:.]

3. Deal with Sidorov permanently.

[Sneak attack, put him at gunpoint, then boom! Shoot him somewhere vital!]

4. Send a message to the Russian Mafia that they're making a big mistake messing with me!

[. .he's gonna handwrite something akin to Morse Code, have the message be translated to "stop fucking with Carmello", and put said message next to the asshat that is Sidorov. Because fuck being clear, this post is made by the enigma gang.]

5. Recover the stolen weapons and bring them back to my warehouses in Santa Castillo.

[More sneak attacks! Kick the Russian goons' asses before attempting to retrieve the weapons. After that, pick those bad boys up and make a run for it.]



[ooc: hi sorry if this is a bit too shitposty, i kinda just went for a "random bullshit go" mindset with clef-]

Alto has rolled 6, 4, 10, 1, and 10 for a total of 31.

1.      You do manage to find yourself a nice shotgun, effective at close range kills. Let's see what you can do with it.

2.      You're not finding any scooters nearby, so into Little Russia you run. You end up exhausted from your running, but you do find your way into where Sidorov is.

3.      You sneak right behind Sidorov with your shotgun, you fire and BOOM! His head explodes like a ripe watermelon, getting pieces of skull and brain matter everywhere, even on your suit. You got the job done; you just made a real mess doing it.

4.      You get the message prepared on a piece of paper. But then you slip on some of Sidorov's blood and fall right on top of his corpse, getting yourself even messier and the paper falling into the blood, ruining it and making it unreadable.

5.      You manage to hold your own against the goons and retrieve all the weapons and make your escape. But there's just one problem: YOU FORGOT THE FUCKING AMMO!!! Having all the weapons is all well and good, but what good does it do if you don't have any bullets?!! You might as well give them swords and knives for future gun fights! Idiot!