08-22-2021, 03:56:26 AM
"[sigh] Usually I'd be happy to get rid of some criminals, buuuut not when I'm working for one..."
(Theme Music)
1. I still have some decent weaponry in the storage room. Arm yourself with the best weapons you can find.
After rummaging for the least lethal weapon he could find, Yukichi pulls out...a dart shotgun. WTF.
"Not gonna go brutal as all hell on him, I'm not a bastard!."
2. Head up to Little Russia and search for Sidorov.
Yukichi pulls out a small navigator device he got from his interstellar police department, searches up Sidorov, and...poor Sidorov suddenly has a pink guy showing up RIGHT FUCKING BEHIND HIM.
3. Deal with Sidorov permanently.
"Alright, you're getting arrested, Sidorov!"
Yukichi grabs Sidorov by the neck, and fires his dart shotgun (with the darts filled with sedative chemicals) at his head. If that doesn't incapacitate him, it'll likely kill him. Gosh...
4. Send a message to the Russian Mafia that they're making a big mistake messing with me!
Yukichi starts teleporting ALL OVER THE PLACE, slipping small pieces of paper to basically every Russian Mafia member, that contains this message:
"Enforcer Y here, might I suggest you avoid evading taxes like Sidorov here...or I'll kick all of you out of this planet."
5. Recover the stolen weapons and bring them back to my warehouses in Santa Castillo.
Cue Yukichi teleporting back to Carmello's mansion...with all the stolen weaponry teleported back with him.
"Ah, here, Carmello! My job's done here for the day, right?"
(Theme Music)
1. I still have some decent weaponry in the storage room. Arm yourself with the best weapons you can find.
After rummaging for the least lethal weapon he could find, Yukichi pulls out...a dart shotgun. WTF.
"Not gonna go brutal as all hell on him, I'm not a bastard!."
2. Head up to Little Russia and search for Sidorov.
Yukichi pulls out a small navigator device he got from his interstellar police department, searches up Sidorov, and...poor Sidorov suddenly has a pink guy showing up RIGHT FUCKING BEHIND HIM.
3. Deal with Sidorov permanently.
"Alright, you're getting arrested, Sidorov!"
Yukichi grabs Sidorov by the neck, and fires his dart shotgun (with the darts filled with sedative chemicals) at his head. If that doesn't incapacitate him, it'll likely kill him. Gosh...
4. Send a message to the Russian Mafia that they're making a big mistake messing with me!
Yukichi starts teleporting ALL OVER THE PLACE, slipping small pieces of paper to basically every Russian Mafia member, that contains this message:
"Enforcer Y here, might I suggest you avoid evading taxes like Sidorov here...or I'll kick all of you out of this planet."
5. Recover the stolen weapons and bring them back to my warehouses in Santa Castillo.
Cue Yukichi teleporting back to Carmello's mansion...with all the stolen weaponry teleported back with him.
"Ah, here, Carmello! My job's done here for the day, right?"
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.
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W H O T U R N E D O N T H E L I G H T S
E N D L E S S F U N
ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID
She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed
E N D L E S S F U N
ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID
She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed