08-21-2021, 22:07:16 PM
1. I still have some decent weaponry in the storage room. Arm yourself with the best weapons you can find.
It only took one look for the snail to get an idea on how to MacGyver something. Why not a sawed-off shotgun that shoots aconite tablets?
Hm... yes, definitely better than going in guns a-blazing. Just put a silencer on this and... ah, I think this is it!
2. Head up to Little Russia and search for Sidorov.
Escargoon hails a taxi under a fake identity, paying the driver in cash and asking them to drop them off somewhere near Little Russia but not actually in it. Then, once he's just outside Little Russia, he hails another taxi, doing the same thing as before but now watching out for this Sidorov fella. He keeps doing this until he spots Sidorov.
3. Deal with Sidorov permanently.
One quick pull of the trigger from a hidden spot and now Sidorov's food and/or drink are now poisoned.
Hmph. Maybe the silencer wasn't necessary after all.
4. Send a message to the Russian Mafia that they're making a big mistake messing with me!
Escargoon leaves an empty aconite bottle with a typed note: GET POISONED, NERDS.
5. Recover the stolen weapons and bring them back to my warehouses in Santa Castillo.
Steal some bags, steal some boxes, then steal a pickup truck while the owner's still inside a pierogi joint. Pack the (now concealed) weapons into said boxes and bags, tie them down onto the flatbed, and head back to base.
It only took one look for the snail to get an idea on how to MacGyver something. Why not a sawed-off shotgun that shoots aconite tablets?
Hm... yes, definitely better than going in guns a-blazing. Just put a silencer on this and... ah, I think this is it!
2. Head up to Little Russia and search for Sidorov.
Escargoon hails a taxi under a fake identity, paying the driver in cash and asking them to drop them off somewhere near Little Russia but not actually in it. Then, once he's just outside Little Russia, he hails another taxi, doing the same thing as before but now watching out for this Sidorov fella. He keeps doing this until he spots Sidorov.
3. Deal with Sidorov permanently.
One quick pull of the trigger from a hidden spot and now Sidorov's food and/or drink are now poisoned.
Hmph. Maybe the silencer wasn't necessary after all.
4. Send a message to the Russian Mafia that they're making a big mistake messing with me!
Escargoon leaves an empty aconite bottle with a typed note: GET POISONED, NERDS.
5. Recover the stolen weapons and bring them back to my warehouses in Santa Castillo.
Steal some bags, steal some boxes, then steal a pickup truck while the owner's still inside a pierogi joint. Pack the (now concealed) weapons into said boxes and bags, tie them down onto the flatbed, and head back to base.
I refuse to be polite or heterosexual