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[Mr. Lee Hammer]

1. I still have some decent weaponry in the storage room. Arm yourself with the best weapons you can find.
Hmmmmm... I suppose there's nothing wrong with a good, old-fashioned pistol. This is just a prop, though, right?

2. Head up to Little Russia and search for Sidorov.
(Soseki suddenly notices that the evil dragon is STILL THERE! He is so frightened that he runs off allllll the way to Little Russia.)

3. Deal with Sidorov permanently.
AAAAAAAARGH! Demented Dragon Doesn't Die! 
(Soseki promptly trips on a section of pavement, which makes his very much real pistol go off and ice Sidorov in the head. What a champ.)

4. Send a message to the Russian Mafia that they're making a big mistake messing with me!
(Soseki attempts to say to the Russians, “I mean no harm!” Unfortunately, his Russian is so catastrophically botched that he accidentally says “Up yours! You don't mess with the boss!”)

5. Recover the stolen weapons and bring them back to my warehouses in Santa Castillo.
(Quickly noticing that the Russians don't seem too pleased with him, he runs off back to base, although not without getting the crate of weapons, which he thought had tea in them.)

Soseki has rolled a 9, 1, 1, 2 and a 4 for a total of 17 points.

1.      A very promising start for you as you finds a pistol that's incredibly powerful, has a scope on top of it, laser sight and comes with a silencer and more than enough ammo to pull off the kill on Sidorov or any of his guards.

2.      Being scared off by the dragon, you manage to run…. All the way into Shady Woods, where you get mugged and beaten by several crack dealers. Bruised and battered, you hitch a taxi all the way to Little Russia where you do stumble upon Sidorov.

3.      And there his is, Sidorov himself. And you get your gun ready and you trip, which makes the gun go off and a bullet ricochets and hits you right in the kneecap. And as he sends his guards after you, you try to fight back, but unlucky for you, your gun jams. Fuck.

4.      And unsurprisingly, you piss off the Russians even more as they fire at you, managing to glaze you a few times. And even getting pummeled by some of his goons.

5.      And you're right. The Russians are angry at you. And you don't have enough time to grab the entire crate. You just grab several weapons as you stow them away in a car and hitch a ride back to the mansion. After everything that happened, you collapse on the floor, bloodied, bruised and battered.