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[TalesofUnder]

1. I still have some decent weaponry in the storage room. Arm yourself with the best weapons you can find.
Hmmmmm... I suppose there's nothing wrong with a good, old-fashioned pistol. This is just a prop, though, right?

2. Head up to Little Russia and search for Sidorov.
(Soseki suddenly notices that the evil dragon is STILL THERE! He is so frightened that he runs off allllll the way to Little Russia.)

3. Deal with Sidorov permanently.
AAAAAAAARGH! Demented Dragon Doesn't Die! 
(Soseki promptly trips on a section of pavement, which makes his very much real pistol go off and ice Sidorov in the head. What a champ.)

4. Send a message to the Russian Mafia that they're making a big mistake messing with me!
(Soseki attempts to say to the Russians, “I mean no harm!” Unfortunately, his Russian is so catastrophically botched that he accidentally says “Up yours! You don't mess with the boss!”)

5. Recover the stolen weapons and bring them back to my warehouses in Santa Castillo.
(Quickly noticing that the Russians don't seem too pleased with him, he runs off back to base, although not without getting the crate of weapons, which he thought had tea in them.)