08-21-2021, 20:55:58 PM
(08-21-2021, 20:02:03 PM)MadameButterflyKnife Wrote: 1. I still have some decent weaponry in the storage room. Arm yourself with the best weapons you can find.
> Chili bursts into the storage room, and grabs herself a considerable amount of firepower. She grabs a couple of knives, of course. She's always been great with those. A grappling hook as well; you never know when you have to escape a sticky situation on short notice. Some kelvar of course. Can never let your guard down. Besides, she doesn't have that little kid with a king complex to patch her up or anything like that. A couple of firebombs. Nice and hot, just the way she likes it. And finally, of course. Guns and ammo. She grabs herself a gold-plated assault rifle. Doing the job done in style.
2. Head up to Little Russia and search for Sidorov.
> Chili looks up the place, as if she was planning some kinda heist. She makes her way there parkour style, taking alleyways and rooftops to avoid the crowds and guards below. Besides, it'll give her a birds eye view in trying to find Sidorov.
3. Deal with Sidorov permanently.
> Once she's found where Sidorov is, she's gonna sneak in through a window, and head in, guns blazing at Sidorov. Use the firebombs to dispatch of any guards before heading in, of course, and make your way through as fast as possible. Once you've weakened Sidorov, slit his damn throat. And a bullet in the head for good measure.
4. Send a message to the Russian Mafia that they're making a big mistake messing with me!
> Steal all their stuff! They've probably got fancy cars and tanks and shit in there; hot wire those things and burst through their walls, run them down, whatever it takes to make them know we're not to be messed with! Also, if we did succeed in killing Sidorov?! We should hang him from his own damn warehouse.
5. Recover the stolen weapons and bring them back to my warehouses in Santa Castillo.
> I mean, she's at least tried to steal everything in there. With the stolen cars and such. Hopefully your weapons are also in there. Anyways, again. High speed driving all the way back to your warehouses.
Chili Pepper Cookie has rolled a 6, 5, 8, 9 and 3 for a total of 31 points.
1. You manage to get yourself some of the goods. The knives, a grappling hook, a couple bombs and the Kevlar. No golden assault rifle though. Just a regular one for you. But style doesn't matter as long as you have the essentials to get the job done.
2. You manage to scour the allies and rooftops. And eventually do see Sidorov. Some people do notice you on the rooftops, but they just dismiss you as some crazed suicide junkie.
3. But once you find Sidorov, you really shine as you make quick work of his guards with your bombs, no doubt saving money on cremation fees and you manage to riddle Sidorov with several bullets in his chest. As he looks at you dying, you slash open his throat and pop one between the eyes. You made sure he's damn dead. Probably won't be having an open-casket funeral for him now.
4. As successful as the hit on Sidorov was, you really shine here. You manage to drive all the cars and tanks and smash shit up! Making holes in the wall, turning guards into fender ketchup, even starting fires. The whole nine yards. You grab Sidorov's corpse and put it in the tank, but not before launching a shell at the building, blowing it the hell up to kingdom come. You drive away from the flaming rubble and hoist up Sidorov with a noose in a warehouse. Everything you did just proved not to the Russian Mafia, but to all of Crunch City not to fuck with Chili Pepper Cookie as she's even hotter than a Carolina Reaper. You ride away in a tank in style.
5. You manage to make a trailer of cars attached to your tank and head back to the mansion with the hottest wheels you can find. Unfortunately, only a few of them have weapons. They will no doubt be enough for Carmello, but you just wished they had more. But at least you have enough cars to open a black market dealership with.
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