08-21-2021, 20:27:47 PM
(08-21-2021, 19:49:08 PM)Senͥtrͣeͫt Wrote: Hiro's a little hesitant to, y'know, kill a guy, but what the hell. He's already a criminal going into this, he might as well go the whole nine yards. But how to do it...
1. I still have some decent weaponry in the storage room. Arm yourself with the best weapons you can find.
...So, what could possibly be a good weapon for this kinda thing? How about... a knife! Small, but effective! Grab one and stuff it in your comically oversized 'do. Next, grab some of the good stuff (trust me, this'll come in handy later) and stuff it in a suitcase or something. Hidden, of course. That's all you're gonna need!
2. Head up to Little Russia and search for Sidorov.
First of all, figure out where Little Russia is, leg it 'till you're too tired and far enough away from a settlement, and hitchhike... but as soon as someone stops, force 'em out of the car GTA style, take their phone, and drive off. Shove all your stuff in a car.
3. Deal with Sidorov permanently.
Here's where it all comes together - get yourself close and alone with Sidorov with your illegal drugs and convincing any and all guards you're his dealer. When you're alone, SURPRISE! Hair knife him, and probably gag from the blood.
4. Send a message to the Russian Mafia that they're making a big mistake messing with me!
Stop yourself from getting the hell outta dodge, you aren't done yet. Use his blood to write "DON'T FUCK WITH US" on the wall, and leave a calling card on Sidorov's soon rotting corpse.
5. Recover the stolen weapons and bring them back to my warehouses in Santa Castillo.
Grab the stolen weapons, and maybe a few other things too to impress the boss, jump out a window or something, shove 'em in the back of the car and FLOOR IT. Once you get to the warehouse, leave the car somewhere and shove all the stuff in there, walk the rest of the way back, and pray to every god you know that it turned out fine.
Hiro has rolled a 6, 5, 10, 3 and 9 for a grand total of 33 points!
1. You find a nice little hunting knife and you get some of the so-called “good stuff” in your briefcase. You're prepared to go.
2. You find Little Russia on a map and you hitchhike. You manage to hijack someone for their car and phone. Not the flashiest car or the best phone, but adequate enough to do what you need to do. Getting there while keeping your stuff in the trunk.
3. You manage to get alone with the man himself and introduce him to the finest drugs you have to offer. And as he starts to get high off the stuff you supplied him, you stab him. Unfortunately as you do this, you do gag really bad off the blood. So much so, you catch the attention of a couple guards to check up on things and seeing you with his bloody corpse, they put two-and-two together and you're in trouble.
4. Unfortunately, you find yourself bombarded with gunfire from the guards, meaning you have to escape. Sadly, you're not able to leave the message.
5. But the good news is you grab all the stolen weapons and even some money and some of their laid-out plans the have to start a war with Carmello. You manage to get everything in the car and get the hell outta there. Looks like your prayers have been answered. Not only did you get the weapons back, you also got some more resources and also some info to help turn the war in Carmello's favor. Excellent work!
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